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Fauxback

When any sports team wears a "retro" uniform that really isn't retro: they don't follow the proper style, or they add a bunch of old stylings and call it "retro".

The Bills current uniform could be considered a fauxback, since it's just retro styling and not an actual throwback to a specific era.
Uniphile: Those Dodger powder blue throwbacks are really fauxbacks...they aren't made of Satin!

Fan: Uhm...I don't really care. It looks nice.
by cee-em-kay October 4, 2011
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Fauxbama

When Obama is less than successful/truthful. F'ing up Obama during midterm elections.
If one in the hand is worth two in the bush, its Fauxbama
When I looked at him, he looked like Fauxbama. Can't get anything passed in the legislature? It's Fauxbama. The president not being truthful? It's Fauxbama.
by fobama November 3, 2010
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Fauxballer

One who will go broke spending large amounts of cash in an attempt to impress others. Faux/Fake. Wanna be baller who doesn't make enough money to qualify for true baller status. One whose monthly car payment is more than their monthly housing payment.
Fauxballers enjoy taking limos everywhere so that people think that they are "somebody".Fauxballers will invite a group of people to their V.I.P section in a club and then ask you to chip in at the end of the night. A fauxballer will always tell you the cost of everything for which they paid in the hopes that you will be impressed. The fauxballer rented that big house because he has bad credit and cannot afford to buy it.
by The Construction Diva Katerina February 11, 2009
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fauxbating

v. Pretending to masturbate while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a lengthy explanation from someone that is completely unnecessary, or anything else that annoys the fauxbater; an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter; or, for letting someone know that you think they're an idiot
Jamie: Beau, would you go to the beer store for me again? I know I have asked you a little over 1000 times in the past, but my back hurts and I"m too tired to go and .....

Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"

"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."
by Jamie Cunningham December 14, 2008
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Fauxfagget

NOUN/ADJ.
-A fake homosexual
- Straight male whom tells his friends and family he is gay when he is not
Paul Heft is a Fauxfagget.
by ringofaux May 20, 2010
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Fauxbae

When you’re casually dating someone but they treat you ( and everyone else they’re dating) like they are your boyfriend or girlfriend.
I went out to dinner last night and saw from across the room, my fauxbae kissing and holding hands with his date. When he loudly said, “ babe!” We both looked up.
by tressed August 15, 2018
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Fauxband

Just like a husband but not in the eyes of the law
My fauxband and I have been together for 6 years. He put a ring on it, we don't care about a marriage license!
by Weird Girl Adventures November 2, 2021
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