Chocolate faucet

Asshole, butthole, rectum

The bathroom smells terrible because John turned on the chocolate faucet

by danglyballzjohn March 14, 2015

Faucet-face

When a person, a female in particular, cries easily because she's sensitive and very sentimental.

Nancy had a faucet-face this morning because her boyfriend surprised her with flowers.

by Babydoll75 February 25, 2019

Leaving the faucet on

The female equivalent of blue balls

Did you and jack get it on last night?
Yeah, he got his rocks off but he keeps leaving the faucet on so I have to finish myself off

by PizzaCat November 8, 2014

Fauchsism

Fauchsism
(noun) : Complimentary contradiction; play on words which one compliments the other in a contradictory manner, named for the creator, writer: Fox Milo

He used a Fauchsism at my wedding reception.
Bestmen often toast the groom at the reception with a "Living Eulogy".

Describing my office clutter is best done with a Fauchsism.
People call my office a war zone, I tell them it is "Structured Chaos".

by Fox Milo June 16, 2008

Classic Fack

When Fack Jorbes does something classic or typical (note: when he does something typical, it may be referred to as "Typical Fack")

Person #1: "Look, Fack just made a good joke"
Person #2: "Classic Fack"

Person #1: "Look, Fack is picking his nose"
Person #2: "Typical Fack"

by The Real Patt Marker October 31, 2011

fack a you

something said commonly by asian immigrants that have recently arrived in america and are easily angered.

bob:*cuts off mr. chan"
mr chan: "fack a you!!!!!"

by wawowewa December 31, 2010

fauceting

Fauceting is the act of a female getting into a bath naked, spreading her legs open, and letting the bath water forcefully pour onto her vagina. She'll usually rest her feet on the sides of the tub while the water strongly brushes against her clit. It's also optional to roleplay in your head as she goes along, making the orgasm much more rewarding, pleasing, and seductive. It's highly recommended that she uses warm water, for cold water is much less pleasing. She wants a strong faucet. Soft faucets that don't release water with much force are bound to not give the proper orgasm. The orgasm lasts about 5 seconds, and afterward, is less pleasing if you decide to continue. You'll uncontrollably and lightly shiver, and it won't feel as pleasing. This is by far the best variation of female masturbation. It does not widen the vagina and it is a wonderful experience. The only requirements are no clothes, a bath, and a sexy imagination. ;)

Jessica: "Hey, I'm so sorry about your breakup. Are you doing alright?"
Sarah: "Oh, I discovered fauceting, so I don't need boyfriends anymore."

by interesting words February 10, 2015