fat facing

When you have a phone with a keypad up to your face and accidentally hit some of the keys.

"I tried getting transferred to tech support, but I ended up fat facing the call and was transferred to sales."

by dhenning July 8, 2009

Con-facing

Active facial expressions that mask your true intentions.

Con-facing-Using your facial expressions to steer the external world away from your true intentions

by Jktofunny November 19, 2022

Lol Smiley Facing

Verb: To constantly flirt, and or send sexual messages through texting.

Guy 1: Yo, why is she over there giggling like that?

Guy 2: She's "Lol smiley Facing" with Joe...

by D.O.Tin October 10, 2009

facing destiny

When you are on xbox and are playing final fantasy 13

when someone looks at your profile when you are playing this game it tells people facing destiny

SPL95 has joined your xbox live party
________________________________

SPL95: Hey guys what are you doing?
NOW A FISHER: I'm just facing destiny and Edangles995 is in

game chat playing CoD MW2

by mr. 56 July 27, 2010

facington

Anything with a face. Often used as a insult.

Ashley is such a facington!

by Reading makes our speaky english good December 15, 2008

fauking

The act of misleading friends into the false belief of having sex with someone where no act has occurred. Short for faux-fucking. Pronounced as "foke-ing", where "foke" rhymes with "coke."

We all thought Ben was finally gay but he was just fauking the fat Christian boy.

by adods May 11, 2009

monkey facing

Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.

"Fancy a monkey facing Deidre?"

by Chrissles August 3, 2006