facestoning

The mindless surfing facebook completely blazed with no purpose whatsoever. Often accompanied by a gaping mouth, glazed-over eyes, and staying up late into the night accomplishing nothing.

"Dude why did you sleep til 4 in the afternoon?"
"After I came home from smoking with some people last night I ended up facestoning for hours."

by jordiebish November 18, 2009

faces of atheism

The circlejerk to end all circlejerks.

faces of atheism actually made r/circlejerk break character

by BOSSN14 December 16, 2012

facestab

When a french douchebag kills you instantly by swinging a small knife in your face.

"WTF? WTF? WTF? THAT AFRICAN SPY BULLSHIT JUST FACESTABBED ME"

by African Jezus February 6, 2009

facespew

1.
Noun:

A psychological phenomenon present when Facebook users are mysteriously compelled to publicly express themselves at profound, emotional levels whereas they otherwise would not do so in actual life

2.
Verb: facespew,facespews,facespewing, facespewed

Beatrice’s facespew concerning the lousy details of her breakup was surprising, as she is notably shy and reserved in person.


Friends don't let friends facespew.

by J.T. Bee February 23, 2009

Leopards Eating People's Faces Party

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)

Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."

by Medusa Magic July 23, 2021

internet faces

These are commonly used internet expressions used to show certain emotions. Instead of explaining how they feel, people will use an expression to represent it. This is also used for emotions that you may feel is something that can only be shown.

Internet faces
:-D This would display happinness.

:( This would display sadness.
:P This would display a number of things.

by JaxRelasso August 15, 2011

facestalk

To look at pictures, read profile information, and/or repeatedly check the status of an individual on facebook. This person can range from a good friend to someone who you have never actually met.

I was facestalking, and I found out that girl I met last night has a boyfriend.

by John Ryan Smith March 30, 2007