fatched

adjective describing a person who is severely intoxicated. Italian for Faced.

Yo when we got to the bar i was already fatched.

by ma duddee June 28, 2006

Fatch

1. Pussy
2. Female Vagina
3. Bitch

1. My fatch is so tight.
2. Your such a fatch!

by Joel Then August 20, 2005

Fatch

A fat bitch. Never, ever used affectionately unless it is gently mocking (1). Usually used as an insult against someone you really don't like, the lowest of the low.

(1)
Megan: Gosh, I've put on 6 pounds
Beth: *Laughs* Fatch.

(2)
Megan: You're a fatch, Beth! Get out of my life!

by Layla Perry February 13, 2009

Fatch

Fat & Dutch. A fat Dutchman/Dutchwoman, esp. one whose ego is just ridiculously too big given his rather noobish status in general life. Also an epic nickname to be given to just about anyone.

ex 1. Ew, look at Mobi over there, he's such a Fatch.
ex 2. Yo, Fatch wazzzzzzzaaaaaa!?

by YouGuys January 10, 2014

Fatching

Catching feelings for someone.

She's too peng fam, I think I'm fatching u kno...... I wanna make her mine.

by ZK Willz December 27, 2016

Fatch

A fat snatch! Not a camel toe, but a moose knuckle. Fat lips.

Damn, that girl has a fatch!

by Gabeth May 19, 2014

fatch face

1) The face made while eating fatch.

2) The normal face of a person that looks like the face somebody would be making while they eat fatch.

Anna has a fatch face.

by jed h July 26, 2008