Fartability

Fartability: the odds that a food will cause noxious gas that is harmful to living things and injurious to health.

On the fartability scale of 0 to 100%, these beans were a 35 because I soaked them for 24 hours and cooked them well.

by Dr. Fasolius Miasmus January 13, 2010

fatabetes

Diabetes caused by being fat and lazy, or very old. Makes everyone think that all diabetics are fat, even those with Type I. Technically known as Type II.

Chris: You have diabetes? You're not even fat!
Austin: I have Type I, not fatabetes, fucktard.

by Stuart2 November 1, 2007

Fantabulisticesque

Something slightly more amazing than fantastic, but much more astounding than fantabulisticesqueastic! Basically, it's a cool way of saying that something is the greatest thing ever.

This cheese is quite fantabulisticesque.

by Frig February 1, 2006

FANTABULISTIODELICIOUSTIC

Greater than Fantastic...Greater than Fabulous....Greater than Terrific...Greater than Delicious....Far, Far, Far beyond your wildest imagination of things that are WONDERFUL and bring you the up most feeling of joy and love and acceptance and fulfillment . This word describes the very thing that most people (sadly enough) will never get to experience in their lifetime.

I had the most FANTABULISTIODELICIOUSTIC night imaginable.

The only way to describe our honeymoon was FANTABULISTIODELICIOUSTIC.

He told me that I was FANTABULISTIODELICIOUSTIC!!!

by VHM1970 March 29, 2010

Fantabulary Theory

The Fantabulary Theory states that if you want to do it, it's bad for you.
It conceived it while half asleep in the morning, yearning to slip back into my dream, but obligated to attend school.
If the option sounds fantabulous to you, it's actually an awful choice.

Examples of Fantabulary Theory situations:
You want a slab of chocolate cake. Unfortunately, chocolate cake will make you fat.
You want to drink soda. Water's so much better for you.
You want to punch Lucas in the face. But that will lead to suspension from school, firing from a job, lawsuits, and various other negative effects.

by Seina Rosa January 19, 2006

fantabulous

A creamy blend of fantastic and fabulous.

"That's fucking fantabulous."

by Lishypop November 18, 2004

fantabulous

Fantabulous is an adjective meaning something is of the highest quality. It is a combination of fantastic and fabulous, which was commonly used in London in the 1960s and 70s to describe various aspects of pop culture and fashions. It was especially popular with Chelsea girls like Joanna Lumley. It is still in use in England today, but not as much as it used to be.

That new coat of yours looks absolutely fantabulous!

by iwys July 28, 2007