Farting in church

Just keep looking forward, trying not to snigger and ignore the horrified expression from the old lady next to you.

Example: Does this entry need one? Oh OK then. Farting in church.

by JaaagMan February 26, 2012

Farting Rainbows

Meaning to be happy or excited in a sarcastic way.

Example 1 - I am so happy, I am farting rainbows

Example 2 - gee... your not having fun, because I am farting rainbows over here.

by kjj5hf October 27, 2009

farting gift

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.

Person 1: That party was the worst.
Person 2: Don't worry, I made sure to thank them with a farting gift.

by honkhonkin May 23, 2009

fartipation

When you are bloated and need to fart but can’t.

I feel bloated and really need to fart but I can’t. I think I have fartipation.

by Sheep on fire March 9, 2018

Fartnando Flatulencio

Fartnando Flatulencio is a fictional character created by my El_Moco's cousin Aarón Amilián.

Fartnando Flatulencio is a fictional character created by El Moco's cousin, actor Aarón Amilián.

by El_Moco February 12, 2021

speed farting

A little understood talent with contests held all over the world to showcase it.

The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019

Hyperbolic Farting Disorder

A severe and progressive gastrointestinal disease process that starts, usually in young adulthood, that is socially and professionally disabling due to uncontrollable exaggerated farting.

It was so sad to witness the profound humiliation suffered by such an otherwise talented public speaker, due to the cruelty of Hyperbolic Farting Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019