Ruby Farthing

A gorgeous girl who gets all the boys (and even some girls)

You are such a ruby farthing x

by Miss peaches x June 22, 2019

penny farthing

someone who has big balls but a small dick

Blake has a penny farthing.

by acuzi October 31, 2021

Brass Farthing

A fake coin worth shit... or shuffling the words, a coin sized shit stain from a fart.

That near miss whilst cycling in traffic left a brass farthing in my shorts. Better take the penny farthing next time. The extra height will help me see what is coming.

by NTwoO March 22, 2022

penny farthing

A sex position where one person sits in a wheely chair and the other sits on top. While the person sitting in the chair moves it around the room, the person on top sings "Bicycle Race."

We were penny farthing all night! I'm exhausted.

by funnysexthings July 24, 2023

Firthing

Firthing is the act of hanging around the object of your affections looking intense but never actually telling them how you feel. The term is named for Colin Firth who played Mr. Darcy in a film adaption of Pride and Prejudice and spent a lot of time "firthing."

Rather than just tell her crush how she felt, Rebecca chose instead to spend the entire party firthing in his general vicinity.

by m1thrand1r August 27, 2013

B-52 Strike farting

Flatulence that sounds like a heavy bomber strike.

After the Burrito dinner B-52 Strike farting was heard in the car!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

farting solids

The act of taking an airy shit. Sounds like a continuous fart with intermittent plops. One of the most relieving shits, as usually the turds were blocking all the air from exiting the ass.

"Did you just take a shit in there?" "Sort of, but it was more like farting solids."

by Tarbaby III March 9, 2007