Fartarded

When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.

"After the cheese buffet Sven let one go in the car and we went fartarded."

by sloh March 25, 2009

Fartcatchers

High-waisted panties, specially those so high-waisted as to cover the bellybutton at the front, and look even more weird as shit for our sober modern standards from the back, as if the wearer had a great problem letting even the smallest amount of fart to ever leave her, hence the name.

Gordon: Hey Chad, how was your sexy time with that hot chick last night?

Chad: She was wearing fucking fartcatchers! My boner withered as quickly as I kicked that bitch out of the room!

Gordon: So gay. Bad choice of underwear tho

by SHITCOCK February 8, 2013

ricer fartcan

The ricer exhaust pipe that make it sound like a lawn mower.

That ricer fartcan is making my ears bleeding!

by GTR_SAIKOU September 9, 2017

Fatcarra

An overweight, sloppy co-worker who usually is sweating profusely. This particular person thinks they are superior to all other employees but is most likely washed up and on a power trip. On occasion, a Fatcarra will even steal leftovers or lunches left unmarked in the fridge.

Upon returning to work on Monday, Linda realized her bag of chips was missing from her desk, only to discover the Fatcarra eating them in is office.

by mattya318 May 20, 2010

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something you search on urban dictionary when you get bored during school

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by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021

Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake

When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.

She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.

L: Dude I feel like a Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake with my bitch tonight.
C: Sounds delightful.

by Billy Bob Goat II June 19, 2009

Fartcats

Popular word used by a lot of people that refers to cats or humanoid cats that fart on themselves and on people. Also another word to represent a Fartcat Slave in the FartArmy. The current leader of the FartArmy is Farcatniss!

Omg, did you see those Fartcats last night that farted on that one person? It was beautiful!

by Fartcat Master November 20, 2016