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nelly furtado

A portuguese-canadian singer who I would like to sleep with if I had a chance.
She's a piece of sexiness...even though she's half portuguese, I never heard her singing in Portuguese, I would love to.
Nelly Furtado, por favor, quero que tu facas uma cancao em portugues, estou tao ansioso que esperava escutar uma no seu ultimo disco "losse". Mas como um grande fan, espero por seu proximo album.
Viva os lusofonos.
by stopirra October 2, 2006
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Some one who is more retarded than a retard. Below firtado. Originated from The League on FX
Listen to that, the retard is making fun of me....I'm now sub firtado
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nelly furtado

Nelly Furtado used to be a somewhat talented hippie, who made more rock and acoustic music, about how lovely the world is or about how she wants to fly away like a bird.
Now she is a complete whore who sings the stuff people write for her.
Also, see sellout
Wigger: Nelly Furtado is so damn fiine, man!
Emo kid: Dude, listen to her old song.
Nelly Furtado: I'm like a bird, I wanna fly away. I don't know where my home is, I don't know where my soul is...
Wigger: Damn, she's a wigger!
Emo kid: No shit, sherlock.
by fgfdgfdh April 12, 2007
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Nelly Furtado

A Canadian musical artist that started off, as many aspiring young female artists do, to make cheery and wholesome music that a wide audience will want to listen to. Then, she was seduced to the pop music world's dark side by DJ Jasper Gahunia, who left her knocked up and with a loss of identity.

In spite rumors of her getting engaged to another man in July 2007 to clean up her act, her reputation was forever tarnished by the incident as well as by her reduction to the performance of complete trash "music" featuring Timbaland.

Her song "Promiscuous" has since been parodied by numerous artists (such as Odd Austin and Every Ape) as "Ridiculous," which is what she became after performing that song.
Nelly Furtado: "Do I seem a dummkopf?"
Timbaland: "Yep."
Nelly Furtado: "I was afraid so..."
by ObscuredOne June 12, 2008
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