faffwyrfa

fuck a fake friend where your real friends at?

person 1: faffwyrfa
person 2: for real. fuck fake friends

by lovelove33 June 11, 2018

faffing

Time wasting/feckin' around

Stop faffing around and do the dishes!

by Gordon April 2, 2003

Faffling

Faffling is when a person performs a completely random and pointless act, e.x. Little Jae and David is gonna play a game. But instead of joining David, Jae is watching porn. Short for that is faffling

Guy 1: Dude come over to my house so we can drink!

Guy 2: Nah, I'm watching a new movie with Verne Troyer!

Guy 1: Stop faffling!

by Junken January 12, 2014

farfanoogin

A person who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubble

Pedro is a shit eating farfanoogin.

by Tom Thumb May 30, 2006

faffing

The excessive use of time for nonsense activities

Stop faffing around already, and please provide to me my work objectives.

by Stephen March 24, 2004

farfrompoopen

A situation in which nature calls for you to visit the bathroom, yet you cannot perform the act of defecation.

Typically, one simply sits on the toilet until giving up or the phone rings.

"After that spicy meal, I had to poop but I was just farfrompoopen!

by asdf2012 November 7, 2013

Farfidinkle

an act of sitting on the ground and playing in feces. Most commonly used as an insult.

Your mom took part in a farfidinkle at the county park!

You smell as if you took part in a farfidinkle!

Why don't you go over to the corner, defecate, and then have yourself a merry little farfidinkle!

Can also be used as a verb: You've been behaving so badly that you might as well just farfidink in front of everyone!

by Sam Fish January 4, 2008