apportunity

The opportunity to create an app that has none be made yet.

There is no app on the iphone for measuring penis size with the camera. This is a great apportunity to make some hard cash.

by Misterque December 25, 2011

flopportunity

an opportune situation to take one's penis out

While his date was in the bathroom freshening up, Patrick decided to seize the flopportunity to show her what he's working with.

by adnasty July 28, 2012

Flopportunity

Any given situation where the removal of one's penis from it's owner's pants and/or shorts is an appropriate course of action.

Friend: Hey, so did you really show Stacy your throbber yesterday?

You: Yeah man, I saw my flopportunity, and I seized it. And then so did she.

by Jimminster July 9, 2012

Fappertunity

An opportunity that arises when all everyone has left the house and you are alone to yourself with a set amount of time to enjoy an uninterrupted fapping session.

The wife and kids are off to the market today, I have exactly 64 minutes for this fappertunity.

by leviticusthewise April 2, 2024

flopportunity

A flopportunity is an opportunity that was passed up or ruined.

I can't believe Shauna didn't apply for Harvard even when she knows half of the board! What a total flopportunity.

by lambdaradiation October 28, 2013

Flipportunity

The opportunity to purchase real estate and sell it for a profit.

Man - I saw a great flipportunity on Zillow.

Realtor- Don't be shocked if that place doesn't really exist, zillow is the craplord of real estate information aggregates.

by Mateo Realtor May 3, 2014

Napportunity

Ceasing any opportunity to take a nap

Natasha had a napportunity on the train en route to work

by nguerra November 26, 2017