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I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.
I don’t know what happened, I took my Vitamin V and now I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 24, 2019
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Falinks

A bunch of small Pokemon in a phalynx(hence the name) style collumn. It looks like a caterpillar especially due to it's legs, but is so much cooler. A fighting type.
I'm definitely catching Falinks in Pokemon Sword and Shield.
by Necrozma Beam November 5, 2019
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I've fallen and I can't get up

A really annoying catchphrase from the late 80's/early 90's that originated from a commercial for a paramedical emergency radio for the elderly. During the commercial, and old lady falls off her walker and in the most pathetic tone of voice possible, utters this phrase into the advertised device.
Before everyone and their mom was screaming "I'm Rick James, bitch" they were screaming "I've fallen and I can't get up" in a sad attempt to be funny and witty.
by Dassh September 8, 2004
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Fallen Kingdom

1. A beautiful minecraft parody of Coldplay's Viva La Vida

2. A slang used when someone takes away something from someone that impacts the person a lot on a physical or psychological manner
1. Fallen Kingdom is the best song made in existence.

2.Everything was going great but Karen pulled a Fallen Kingdom on me!
by yeeter of the seven seas June 27, 2019
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Falmentia

The condition of severe and sustained memory loss and the inability to create new memories after long term and sustained MDMA use.
He doesn’t even remember what I said yesterday anymore - it’s definitely a case of Falmentia
by obiter1986 July 12, 2019
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Waking the Fallen

Second by Avenged Sevenfold. Contains good combination of screaming and singing with great guitar riffs and solos. First album to feature bassist Johnny Christ.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard that A7X album Waking the Fallen?

Guy 2: Yeah, it's their best one!
by futbolfan May 17, 2009
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help, i've fallen, and i can't get up

a catchphrase from some old 80's tv commercial for LifeAlert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it
old hag -"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

mustachioed dispatcher- "We're sending help right away!"

tv shows ambulance racing down street
by flkjhfkjh November 10, 2007
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