a pon fal

verb: to pwn ones self, pronounced: a-pawn-fail

you are playing four square and you hit the ball into your own square, you a pon fal yourself

by eric wynen May 31, 2007

fal de ral

Derogatory term for the nonsensical business and waste of Christmas. From Blue Christmas (To Whom It May Concern) by Miles Davis, 1962.

Excerpt from Blue Christmas (To whom it may concern), Miles Davis, 1962:

Blue Christmas
All the paper tinsel and the fal de ral
Blue Xmas
People trading gifts that matter not at all.
What I call
Fal de ral.
Bitter gall...Fal de ral.

by Nick Postagulous II December 6, 2006

fal pal

A person that has a widely known reputation for giving blowjobs. Be they good or bad, but normally thought of on the higher quality end.

Coming from the term Fallatio, meaning blowjob.

Hey man, you were right. (girl) is such a great fal pal!

by Wolfine Payne July 19, 2012

Falatives

Noun.
Family and relatives, a mix of the two words which first came about when I was trying to explain to someone we needed to get to her father and her great-grandmother. I could not decide between the two words, so I jumbled them together without knowing.

Me: Hey, come on, let's get out of this section, we need to get to your falatives.
My friend: My what?
Me: Your... family and relatives. Is that a word?
My friend: It is now.

by AkujiD August 7, 2009

Pain-fal

Someone or something thats so painfully looking.

James Ugursan is soooooooooooo pain-fal

by Crowdelow August 21, 2010

FALS

America's Dirt Track located in Fairbury, Illinois.
The workers are great people, and its greatly taken care of.

If you love dirt racing come to town!

"Lets go do something." "Let's go to FALS!"

by racingchick June 18, 2014

Fal

A fuckin hot ass babe who is also very intelligent. Her walls are built high as shit but once you climb them it’s all smooth sailing. She knows how to give one hell-of-a hand job. Very rambunctious and Isn’t afriad to go outside of the box to make people happy.

Damn that’s fal? Shot wasn’t expecting her to be so hot

by DAnny23 October 20, 2018