FaceShitting

Facetiming on the apple products while taking a shit. This is done with usually the iPod or iPad, However it is also done with the iPhone

Me: Hey could you stop texting me and FaceTime me

You: Sure

You: Wtf are you Faceshitting!?!

Me: Ya so...

by Clone54 February 8, 2014

faceshittin

wen ppl talk smack bout notha person thru facebook messages nd da person dey talkin bout knos bout it

jayla was faceshittin cuz she too scared to confront lynda bout wut she hadda say

by Wendeline February 11, 2010

FAKESSBITCH

A female who is really fake but believes that she is the most attractive, out-going, kind, liked/loved person in the world. Believes that her life is perfect and everything revolves around her. Every male is hers and she'll do anything to make him hers. Believes she can get any guy she wants and is the best damn thing this planet has ever seen. When in reality, everyone hates her, guys only like her because they want some ass, she only has a few friends which they have a fight every other week, and she is an annoying, stuck up, preppy little slutty bitch.

"Look at that FAKESSBITCH over there! You can sooo tell that her extensions are fake, she got a boob job, and look how the guys look at her."

by casemay14 December 19, 2011

Frankenshit

When your partner shits into your asshole and it mixes with your own shit before you shit the whole thing back out.

"Me and Jenny made a Frankenshit last night (;"
"Oh god, she pooped into your asshole again?"

by EatMyAssFaggot March 22, 2022

takenshit-aparkinsons

Mental Disease that increases your desire to disassemble (take a part), virtually everything you come to possess... for intentions of repurpose, revision, or mostly for knowledge.

Man Adam had those tv,s took apart for a while, said he could fix'em. So he got a multimeter, but hit took it apart too...
Doctor diagnosis was "TakenShit-aparkinsons disease"

by Mosfetish May 3, 2023