Someone who posts deliberately misleading status messages to a social networking site such as Facebook or Twitter in an effort to appear smarter, nicer or more appealing than they actually are.
Gosh, did you see Katie's status today commenting on Einstein's Theory of Relativity? She is so smart!" "Nah, she copied that from a book. She's a total Fakebooker.
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Creating a profile that is not you, with a fake name and details, possibly for the reason to spy on someone you don't want to know is you
Dude1: "Omg I can't believe she's blocked me"
Dude2: "Create a fakebook and add her to mess up her page!"
Dude2: "Create a fakebook and add her to mess up her page!"
by Wraithous July 3, 2008
Get the Fakebook mug.Pretty much when somebody treats the online social networking site Facebook as a blog. The Faceblogger really doesn't understand the fact that Facebook's purpose is to keep in touch with friends, not to constantly update their status about how boring their day was and then how much they love their boyfriend/girlfriend.
Unfortunately most Facebloggers tend to be female, with the exception of some totally narcissistic, self centered, "My life is important", males who just want everybody to know how awesome that 10 person party they threw in their basement was.
Facebloggers are annoying, if you look at their profiles all you will see is posts from them, as it's obvious no one wants to talk to them. They also tend to use poor grammar at first but then learn that the more legible they write, the easier it is for people to read about their useless lives.
Unfortunately most Facebloggers tend to be female, with the exception of some totally narcissistic, self centered, "My life is important", males who just want everybody to know how awesome that 10 person party they threw in their basement was.
Facebloggers are annoying, if you look at their profiles all you will see is posts from them, as it's obvious no one wants to talk to them. They also tend to use poor grammar at first but then learn that the more legible they write, the easier it is for people to read about their useless lives.
Annoying female post #1 10:52 PM: "Ugh, can life get any worse?? Work in the morning" (Normal post, nothing unusual)
Annoying Female Post #2 10:54 PM: "Lol, watching scrubs reruns" (Yes, same person, different post. Both within 2 minutes of each other"
AFP #3 11:00 PM: "I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE. Fuck you, you're all bastards and I fucking hate you ALL" (Notice how bipolar the Faceblogger is, they do NOT know how to handle their feelings)
AFP #4 11:04 PM "And after allllllll, you're my wonder walllllllllllllllll, love yah johnny" (Now they seem to have completley forgotten what upset them 4 minutes before and they are now quoting the only song by Oasis they know and is exclaiming their love to their boyfriend whom they have been dating for a week)
AFP #19 11:30 PM "AHHHHH, I LOVE CREED." (They tend not to listen to good music)
You now know what the enemy is, if you have a Faceblogger or person who is Faceblogging on your Facebook, KILL IT.
Annoying Female Post #2 10:54 PM: "Lol, watching scrubs reruns" (Yes, same person, different post. Both within 2 minutes of each other"
AFP #3 11:00 PM: "I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE. Fuck you, you're all bastards and I fucking hate you ALL" (Notice how bipolar the Faceblogger is, they do NOT know how to handle their feelings)
AFP #4 11:04 PM "And after allllllll, you're my wonder walllllllllllllllll, love yah johnny" (Now they seem to have completley forgotten what upset them 4 minutes before and they are now quoting the only song by Oasis they know and is exclaiming their love to their boyfriend whom they have been dating for a week)
AFP #19 11:30 PM "AHHHHH, I LOVE CREED." (They tend not to listen to good music)
You now know what the enemy is, if you have a Faceblogger or person who is Faceblogging on your Facebook, KILL IT.
by IHateBloggers September 21, 2009
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by tremya September 5, 2011
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One of those strange friends on facebook that your REALLY dont even know. You dont share any mutual friends or anything.
You might just add them becuase you just want that 1 more friend, or mabey becuase they have the same name as you.
The strange part is that they get extreamly offended when you delete them as a friend.
One of those strange friends on facebook that your REALLY dont even know. You dont share any mutual friends or anything.
You might just add them becuase you just want that 1 more friend, or mabey becuase they have the same name as you.
The strange part is that they get extreamly offended when you delete them as a friend.
Bill: "Hey man! Whats your deal?!?"
John: "What?
Bill: "Why did you delete me as a friend?"
John: "Your just a fakebook friend dude."
John: "What?
Bill: "Why did you delete me as a friend?"
John: "Your just a fakebook friend dude."
by dats2dope January 7, 2010
Get the Fakebook friend mug.Its an imaginary virtual land where everything is believable. Like being in high school for all ages. Who run around dancing with fairies and unicorns. Sending other Fakebook users annoying magical game requests. Having the Fakebook on the not so smart phone, then looking at everyone's life and seeing how great they have it! Its all real in Fakebook world. Fakebook husband and wives sending other Fakebook users messages about things that shouldn't be mentioned. Its all fun and games in Fakebook world till the reality Governor comes and takes it all away!
Petro holds onto his love device the all new Crapple pad. His eyes pure and bright with sheer excitement. Its like a lust, you'd swear he's five and its xmas time. But he's not five, he's damn near fifty! What's all the smiles about. He just got a cow from Fakefarmville and its suddenly raining golden gems. All while he's suppose to be working. Two co-workers look on watching the great mystery.
Stinky: whats up with Petro?
Vooger: he's in deep with Fakebook again most likely
Stinky: Well he better get out of that before the boss see's him again. The guy is always on Fakebook
Vooger: Ahhh its alright its just Fakebook land home of the fairies and unicorns
Stinky: I don't think the boss will like it that he's not getting his work done
Vooger: The boss! Good one, that's a laugh.
Stinky: Why is that a laugh?
Vooger: Why you didn't hear?
Stinky: Hear what? I haven't heard jack squat!
Vooger: Yeah like the rumor is he's on Fakebook too messaging Krueger's wife.
Stinky: Now that's hilarious
Vooger: wont be if Krueger finds out that fella is a real killer
Stinky: true but its just Fakebook land!
Stinky: whats up with Petro?
Vooger: he's in deep with Fakebook again most likely
Stinky: Well he better get out of that before the boss see's him again. The guy is always on Fakebook
Vooger: Ahhh its alright its just Fakebook land home of the fairies and unicorns
Stinky: I don't think the boss will like it that he's not getting his work done
Vooger: The boss! Good one, that's a laugh.
Stinky: Why is that a laugh?
Vooger: Why you didn't hear?
Stinky: Hear what? I haven't heard jack squat!
Vooger: Yeah like the rumor is he's on Fakebook too messaging Krueger's wife.
Stinky: Now that's hilarious
Vooger: wont be if Krueger finds out that fella is a real killer
Stinky: true but its just Fakebook land!
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