A person who, whilst thinking they are the Alpha Male of the group, often strutting around, being brash and cocky, is actually a complete fucktard, will end up fucking his hand most nights, and is a general douche.
Can also be used when a "fail" is so epic that it's just irretrievable.
Can also be used when a "fail" is so epic that it's just irretrievable.
Guy 1: "Look at Mike, he thinks he's such a player, he thinks those girls are lapping him up but they're laughing at him behind his back"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's such an Alpha Fail"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's such an Alpha Fail"
by DannoRC March 19, 2010
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The subject of a potential relationship that, if pursued, would only result in failure and drama. Usually female, but can also be male.
Failbait will typically be impartial to or encourage a relationship, usually under inconvenient circumstances. The relationship will end poorly, if it even gets off the ground.
Similar in usage to jailbait, but without the underage or incarceration aspect. Since going to jail would be considered a failure in most circles, jailbait is a more specific form of failbait.
Failbait differs from cocktease in that the subject isn't intentionally malicious or deceiving.
Failbait will typically be impartial to or encourage a relationship, usually under inconvenient circumstances. The relationship will end poorly, if it even gets off the ground.
Similar in usage to jailbait, but without the underage or incarceration aspect. Since going to jail would be considered a failure in most circles, jailbait is a more specific form of failbait.
Failbait differs from cocktease in that the subject isn't intentionally malicious or deceiving.
What? She likes you now, after all these years? She's failbait... she doesn't know what she wants.
She's with a new guy every month. Don't fall for that failbait.
Dude, you already have a hot girlfriend who understands you. Why are you obsessing over failbait?
She's with a new guy every month. Don't fall for that failbait.
Dude, you already have a hot girlfriend who understands you. Why are you obsessing over failbait?
by JRR Volkswagen April 9, 2008
Get the failbait mug.Kids from ages 11-13 Who think that saying "Epic", "Fail", "OMG" Or any combination of the above with any amount of Z's on the end will make them "cool"
Person 1: Lol i love Portal 2
Epic Fail Kid: ZoMFG!! ThaT Ga3M is SUUUCHhhh an EPIC FAil HAHAHA!!!!!
Person 1: -shoots self-
Epic Fail Kid: ZoMFG!! ThaT Ga3M is SUUUCHhhh an EPIC FAil HAHAHA!!!!!
Person 1: -shoots self-
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Get the PALIN FAIL mug.A facebook group or fan page that:
1: Makes you join it in order to see the picture or list.
2: Has a really long and annoying name.
3: Is about some random thing that happens in everyday life.
1: Makes you join it in order to see the picture or list.
2: Has a really long and annoying name.
3: Is about some random thing that happens in everyday life.
1: Bob has joined "OMG LOOK AT THIS PICTURE!"
2: Stephanie likes "This has a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long name"
3: George likes "I know what the word is but I can't describe the definition" and "I spazz when I dream that I'm falling"
Bob: OMG where is the super awesome picture?
Stephanie: Liek iknorite?
George: WHOOOAAA, I just had a dream that I fell.
Sensible person: Guys, seriously, stop joining all these failbook pages.
2: Stephanie likes "This has a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long name"
3: George likes "I know what the word is but I can't describe the definition" and "I spazz when I dream that I'm falling"
Bob: OMG where is the super awesome picture?
Stephanie: Liek iknorite?
George: WHOOOAAA, I just had a dream that I fell.
Sensible person: Guys, seriously, stop joining all these failbook pages.
by Nieow May 22, 2010
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Person 2: Loved it. Totally fablapidated.
Person 2: Loved it. Totally fablapidated.
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