A person who, whilst thinking they are the Alpha Male of the group, often strutting around, being brash and cocky, is actually a complete fucktard, will end up fucking his hand most nights, and is a general douche.
Can also be used when a "fail" is so epic that it's just irretrievable.
Can also be used when a "fail" is so epic that it's just irretrievable.
Guy 1: "Look at Mike, he thinks he's such a player, he thinks those girls are lapping him up but they're laughing at him behind his back"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's such an Alpha Fail"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's such an Alpha Fail"
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Kids from ages 11-13 Who think that saying "Epic", "Fail", "OMG" Or any combination of the above with any amount of Z's on the end will make them "cool"
Person 1: Lol i love Portal 2
Epic Fail Kid: ZoMFG!! ThaT Ga3M is SUUUCHhhh an EPIC FAil HAHAHA!!!!!
Person 1: -shoots self-
Epic Fail Kid: ZoMFG!! ThaT Ga3M is SUUUCHhhh an EPIC FAil HAHAHA!!!!!
Person 1: -shoots self-
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Get the PALIN FAIL mug.Geoffery: 'What what dear chap, did you manage to unload a jar of man mayonnaise into that philly with the big bangers from the polo club last night?'
Rupert: 'Unfortunately I had one too many Scotch's and after one hour of bumping and grinding I experienced tail fail'.
Geoffery: 'Queer'.
Rupert: 'Unfortunately I had one too many Scotch's and after one hour of bumping and grinding I experienced tail fail'.
Geoffery: 'Queer'.
by Jagdog June 9, 2011
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If said straightfaced and/or casually, the effect can be greater than that of other, milder insults. However, its use and effectiveness depend heavily upon timing.
Conversely, "I fail at life" can be used to acknowlege one's own failiure.
If said straightfaced and/or casually, the effect can be greater than that of other, milder insults. However, its use and effectiveness depend heavily upon timing.
Conversely, "I fail at life" can be used to acknowlege one's own failiure.
(Person A proceeds to open their front door, but in doing so slips and falls, causing them to wipe out on their front steps.)
Person B: "Wow. You fail at life."
Person B: "Wow. You fail at life."
by The J-Spot January 16, 2005
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Also, manslaughter case resulting from lethal excessive consumption of fail ale (usually forced).
Also, manslaughter case resulting from lethal excessive consumption of fail ale (usually forced).
Russ: Rowan, dude, enough with the funky brewing ingredients, remember your last Epic Fail Ale court appearance? Not only were you found guilty of dispatching your housemate’s perfectly amiable boyfriend, the radiation poisoning left in the living room resulted in the ASPCA haranguing you for months over alleged chemical torture of your favourite goldfish, Floptimus Prime.
Row: No, Russell! You said you’d never mention Floptimus Prime ever again! I loved him like a brother. *sobs*
Row: No, Russell! You said you’d never mention Floptimus Prime ever again! I loved him like a brother. *sobs*
by wmmw May 29, 2009
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