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Somebody who celebrates Isaac, Taylor and Zac's birthdays, the births of their children, their Wedding anniversaries and throws a huge party every Hanson Day (but there are usually no other guests). Possibly has a Hanson tattoo, and may have sported a rat tail during the late 90s. Has bought the Hanson babygros even if they don't have children yet, but wanted it 'for the future'. Grumbled about having to move their Hanson ring to another finger to make room for their wedding ring. Cried for three weeks when Taylor got married and almost went into cardiac arrest when he 'cheated' on Hanson with his new band Tinted Windows (but still bought their record and went to every show on their tour). Bought themselves a 'Valentine gift', ie. the Hanson chocolates, because nobody else would buy it for them. Has given children/pets/Sims names with Hanson-references. Has genuinely spent time pondering the question "where DID Johnny go?" and wrote a fan-fic (potentially Zaylor-themed) featuring a conspiracy theory with Amy as the kidnapper. Would have bid on Isaac's rib if it had ever been put on eBay. Has done a Google maps search for Albertane.
Somebody who celebrates Isaac, Taylor and Zac's birthdays, the births of their children, their Wedding anniversaries and throws a huge party every Hanson Day (but there are usually no other guests). Possibly has a Hanson tattoo, and may have sported a rat tail during the late 90s. Has bought the Hanson babygros even if they don't have children yet, but wanted it 'for the future'. Grumbled about having to move their Hanson ring to another finger to make room for their wedding ring. Cried for three weeks when Taylor got married and almost went into cardiac arrest when he 'cheated' on Hanson with his new band Tinted Windows (but still bought their record and went to every show on their tour). Bought themselves a 'Valentine gift', ie. the Hanson chocolates, because nobody else would buy it for them. Has given children/pets/Sims names with Hanson-references. Has genuinely spent time pondering the question "where DID Johnny go?" and wrote a fan-fic (potentially Zaylor-themed) featuring a conspiracy theory with Amy as the kidnapper. Would have bid on Isaac's rib if it had ever been put on eBay. Has done a Google maps search for Albertane.
by alicaurusrexxx August 24, 2009
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Variant of felaciosophy, dominant usage
felaciosophy
n. Archaic
noun
1. the unnecessary sophomoric study into the homosexual lifestyle by heterosexuals
2. unsolicited sympathies and pity from hag to fag in a surrogate maternal fashion: As seen in the fag-hag relationship
3. unwanted condescending paradoxical endorsements from nearby awkward metro-sexual
4. statements of support from empowered and ambitious youths as caveats to misinterpreted homophobia, in a melodramatic homophilia (not to be mistaken for hemophilia)
Origin: 2004-2005; QB felasiosophie < BK felaciosophia
Variant of felaciosophy, dominant usage
felaciosophy
n. Archaic
noun
1. the unnecessary sophomoric study into the homosexual lifestyle by heterosexuals
2. unsolicited sympathies and pity from hag to fag in a surrogate maternal fashion: As seen in the fag-hag relationship
3. unwanted condescending paradoxical endorsements from nearby awkward metro-sexual
4. statements of support from empowered and ambitious youths as caveats to misinterpreted homophobia, in a melodramatic homophilia (not to be mistaken for hemophilia)
Origin: 2004-2005; QB felasiosophie < BK felaciosophia
by Kariem September 19, 2007
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(after your friend just turned off the xbox 360 while you were owning the shit out of your other buddy)
Friend: Ha ha i got you good
You: Dude you are such a fucking Faggon it is unbelieveable!!
Friend: Ha ha i got you good
You: Dude you are such a fucking Faggon it is unbelieveable!!
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