whore long fingernails

This is when women have extremely ridiculously long fingernails. Like you would expect to find on hookers or ladies of the night.

Girl! Those are some whore long fingernails! You best be investing in some clippers before the pimps start trying to line you up!

by Blossom61 March 2, 2014

fingernail shrapnel

The projectile fingernail clippings that fly off on random trajectories when the nails are clipped.Most dangerous are the eye shrapnel.Most embarrassing is the shrapnel that you couldn't see where it went only to find out later from a friend at work that you have a fingernail clipping in your hair.

I now wear goggles when clipping my nails to protect my eyes from fingernail shrapnel.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

fingernailpiss

1. An exclamatory term used to describe surprise, excitement, anger, or pain.

2. Used to describe a state of unpleasantness or discomfort.

Abbreviated FNP and pronounced "effinpee" as an abbreviation.

1. (Stubs toe) "Ahh fingernailpiss that hurt!"
2. "Fingernailpiss, you scared me!"
3. "She looks like fingernailpiss."
4. "FNP! I forgot to turn in that homework assignment!"

by Anthony Fleck April 1, 2008

fingernail fudge

the feces under you fingernail after you have had your finger up a woman's ass. Often goes unnoticed at first due to the excitement of the moment when fucking her pussy and fingering her ass simultaneously.

I washed my hands but there was still a trace of fingernail fudge from when I was with Sherry.

by Woody Thomas September 20, 2008

Faggernanner

A person who is decidedly homosexual but conveys being straight. "Fagger" being the gay part and "nanner" meaning how fruity they are, just two words for gay smashed together...basically.

Wow, he sure acts like he wants to mate with girls but I have a feeling he's actually quite the "Faggernanner"

by Sassy Steve July 22, 2011

Fingernails

Flat bed of the crap your hair was made out of, put on your fingers for you to bite off.

Nathan:"Man I'm really nervous about the test tomorrow.."
Bree:"Oh dang, you should get some fingernails."

by Sydney09326 May 15, 2008

Faggerniggit

An informal name for straight white individual

“George is a white guy who likes women, he’s such a faggerniggit”

by Jordon Lobster March 7, 2022