facebanking

the act of masturbating over friends on facebook

'' hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''

by daniel75iv August 4, 2012

Facetention whore

Similar to attention whore, but used in facebook. Defines a person who tries to get attention or approval by posting useless status updates on facebook.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna kill myself soon"
"Facetention whore, stop posting useless crap"

or

"*Insert sentences none will ever understand here*"
^-- Typical facetention whore.

by snikkard May 14, 2011

facetalk

excessive talk about www.facebook.com
may overpower other topics

"enough with all this facetalk....lets go to the mission!"

by carlos514 October 14, 2007

Facetax

The Over charging of goods in foreign countries by about quadruple the original value dependent upon the fact that you look like a tourist and cannot speak the local language.

How much? $5. But the sign says $1. FaceTaxed.

by FTDHQ March 13, 2009

Facewank

The act of searching through facebook, finding an attractive picture of someone, and masturbating over it.

"Oh have you seen _____'s picture on facebook? Yeah bro, I had a mad facewank over it"
"omg I caught my room mate on the computer last night, having a facewank.

by WagyuMachine July 1, 2010

FaceTuned Turd

When you can smell someone’s must through their deodorant

Eww that girl next to you smells like a FaceTuned Turd 💩.

by Caiayna March 17, 2019

facetagram

A social media merger. A hybrid of Facebook and Instagram. A world where features and posts are identical. It would be so boring. It’s already partly true

Please stop facetagramming your posts. Don’t send the exact same posts to Facebook and Instagram.

by Superhuile June 24, 2018