Facestalking

Using the website facebook to stalk someone by repeatedly checking thier profile page to see their status, relationship status, pictures and who they have been speaking to. You know you have a serious problem with facestalking when you click on who they have been talking to, only to find that only their friends can view their profile. Obviously you cannot add them as this will become suspicious to the person you are stalking. This leaves you angry that you cannot complete your stalking mission.

Talking on facebook chat
Me: Yo
Dan: Yo, cant really chat, i only logged in quickly to see what becky is upto. She chattin to some guy called shaun but i cant see his profile. ffs this is pissing me off big time.
Me: Dude you need some help with your facestalking problem.

by <<Chris>> February 24, 2009

facestalking

Using facebook.com to stalk people. Not really stalk, stalk used loosely, as in, to look around at people and browse the site. 'stalking' is used because facebook.com has become increasingly reveiling about people, giving almost anyone the ability to stalk anyone else by just browsing the site.

Me: Hey Jane, whats up?
You: Nothin, just facestalking.

by ofarrell30 March 15, 2007

facestat

A website where people can upload pictures of themselves or others to be viewed, judged, and likely degraded by others.

facestat.com is fun, but harsh.

by lmk34 May 13, 2009

facetalk

excessive talk about www.facebook.com
may overpower other topics

"enough with all this facetalk....lets go to the mission!"

by carlos514 October 14, 2007

Flamestalk

To flamestalk, the 2011 replacement for 'creeper'

Other forms: Flamestalker, flamestalked, flamestalking

Girl1: Did you see that Jane is dating John now?
Girl2: Yeah.
Girl1: How did you find out?
Girl2: I was totally flamestalking her profile last night.

by Seven_Delaware June 21, 2011

facesack

The throwing and catching of one's dice bag on one's face.

Points are awarded for consecutive sack catches, the first to achieve 10 "Face Sacks" wins.

"Would you like to place Facesack?"
"Yes, first to 10 sacks wins!"

"Your sack has landed on my face, minus two points!"

by _Ethan June 11, 2008

facestapo

the administrators of facebook. will disable you for talking too much to your friends. they also have no soul

dang, my account got disabled by the facestapo

by awesomeman3 February 14, 2009