facetwine

FaceTiming and drinking wine with your friends.

Amy, Anne, Sonja and I facetwined last night during Bravo’s Summer House.

by Juju Mossy March 22, 2020

facepainting

the sexual act of pulling a girl's tampon out, using only the mouth. the mess that results is the reason for the namesake.

you can take a dip in the crimson river, but don't drink from it..

unless you're ready to go facepainting.

by jhc April 24, 2006

facerant

The art of monotonous ranting on your wall post. To the point that normal people's eyes glaze over while reading it. The content is so mind - numbing that everyone wonders if the writer is from earth.

An example of a facerant is ...

"Progress is hindered by subpar computer. Believe it is an appropriate time to strengthen the "tech" economy, and purchase something up to date. The faded letters of my keyboard bear the illustrious act of loyalty to this younger commitment. Five years is substantial right? So fatigued. I feel cheap."

by Ladi Di July 9, 2009

factutainment

The new hybrid cable tv newscast that over sensationalizes the news with little to no fact checking, input from randoms on social networks, live calls to incoherent bystanders and which often accompanied by fast graphics animations transitions and dramatic background sounds

I really enjoyed watching the news tonight. So full of factutainment, it was a lot like CSI meets Monday Night Football if produced by M Knight Shyamalan

by ontherxs August 5, 2009

Facebating

Facebating is one guy is so desperate for a girl he jacks off to her facebook pictures.

Many guys were Facebating to girls at there school

by Funnymantothemax June 12, 2011

facetinating

the act of procrastinating on facebook

last night Pual didn't do his homework because he was facetinating

by shardv October 13, 2011

Facebating

Masturbating to pictures of Facebook friends.

I was Facebating all last night.

by derpmapp October 15, 2011