facepump

The act of pumping someone's face full of your cock. A blowjob.

Yo dude, did you facepump her or what?

by Shlomo Guzas December 1, 2004

Faceium

The pure essence of Face. This is a godlike substance not fit for this world, yet rumors say it exists. Many people think it is a hoax but certain people claim they have seen it and used it, yet they forbid to talk about it.

Scientist #1 - Oh, my, God. What have I discovered?
Scientist #2 - What is it, Joe? Don't tell me you've discovered Faceium!?
Scientist #1 - ...

by FaceALace June 19, 2008

facepuml

A variation of facepalm, expressing extreme frustration or disappointment. It began as a typo of facepalm (facepaml) and then morphed into facepuml. It is pronounced "face pummel"

I totally just dropped my phone in the toilet. #facepuml

by q0rban January 22, 2014

facepuzzle

To describe a feeling of longing and attraction to ones face. To complete ones face.

Erik: "I don't know, I just really like her facepuzzle."

by Christ of Cubes January 29, 2009

facepunchiaophobia

The fear of moderators on the forum Facepunch Studios.

Person1: Dude, did you post that thread on Facepunch?
Person2: No, man, I have Facepunchiaophobia...

by Dacheet May 22, 2010

Facejump

A surprise and not necessarily wanted make out. When one person decides to kiss another without the latter knowing it is going to happen.

Jen: Last night Chris kissed me!
Cassie: Ew! Why did you let him do that?!?
Jen: I didn't. It was a facejump! He caught me by complete surprise

by ryersonchik December 20, 2010

Facepurge

Erasing every Facebook status that will ultimately bring shame when you add a potential love interest.

"I just facepurged so I could add xxxxx as a friend."

by LittleNu November 30, 2011