facepimp

The act of trying to sell something or advertise your business on Facebook.

1. I need to sell my golf clubs. Maybe I should facepimp on Facebook to see if anyone wants them.

2. I should let my friends know I'm starting a new career in interior decorating. I should start to facepimp while waiting for my real advertising to start up.

by Falfurrias July 25, 2009

Faceficial

In modern times, how nothing in social life involving freinds is official until posted on Facebook.

Leroy: "Yo dude dude did you hear? Mandy and Stephen broke up!"

Paul: "Nahh man, someone's shitting you."

Facebook: 'Stephen Rogers is now single'

Paul: "No shit man they really did! It's faceficial!"

by DanteRhodesWatts January 31, 2010

facepipe

This is a noun used to describe somebody's mouth. The part of the body from which all sounds are produced.

"No C-Dog, I ain't gonna start dating your nan, just shut your facepipe"

by Jay The Dog May 21, 2007

facekicker

A person who has kicked you in the face.

"You kicked me in the face, you fucking facekicker!"

by kyarorain December 9, 2008

Facefical

Offical relationship status as posted on Facebook.

Did you see, Jon and that chick in science are now facefical.

by botz March 14, 2007

facekick

The act of using a T-Mobile Sidekick 3, LX, SLIDE or ID to access Facebook mobile.

Known for its' addictive effects. When linked to an e-mail, the Sidekick user will receive notification when anything having to do with your Facebook page occurs.

Kyle: "OH MY GOD! LOOK AT WHAT SHE WROTE ON MY WALL!!!"

Miranda: "You better facekick something back to that bitch so she's knows what's really good!!!

by Kyle Hizzie December 12, 2007

facepionage

Spying on someone via facebook. Can be done by parents, employees, peers, and others.

I don't use my real name on facebook because I'm afraid my parents will engage in facepionage.

by wanderingscholar February 14, 2009