Facehooking

When one tries to garner attention from his or her facebook friends by writing something they think is clever, witty, or outrageous into their status update.

Did you see Jenna's Update? The milk in her fridge is green!

Don't comment. She's just Facehooking.

by TBayJ November 28, 2010

Facehooking

When females intentionally go on Facebook and post pictures, posts, and/or memes as to stimulate others sexually to use towards either inflating their ego/self esteem, flirting, or sexual favor in person or messaging. Also, used for cheating, hookups, and meeting someone.

She got on her phone and posted a filter picture with her cleavage bubbling out on Facebook to see what guys hit her up. Facehooking again.

by CincyTitan513 April 6, 2021

Facehooker

Someone who stays up late at night looking for people to "friend" on Facebook.

It was a busy night for Betty, a Facehooker in her prime, getting another twenty "friends" under her belt.

by erinad July 17, 2009

Facehooker

Someone who is not on Facebook, who uses your Facebook to check on people.

"Will you check on Facebook to see if this guy is on there?".

"Gosh, you such a Facehooker".

by beanedog June 17, 2011

facehooked

adv. to be hooked on/ upsessed with facebook

"Jerry needs to get out more, he's facehooked."

by dougie3 July 3, 2007

Facehooker

One who gets around on the social networking site, Facebook. Typically, younger teenage sisters, flirting on multiple guys facebooks.

(A Facebook Slut)

" 'Cmon, Boosh is on in 2 minutes"

" Just wait! I have to finish facebooking Michael and Chad!"

" You Facehooker"

by Jeebs99 May 3, 2009

facehook

A hooking-up session where the participants met one another via the social network facebook.

I noticed that that hot chick had "random play" in her profile, so I messaged her and arranged a facehook.

by Ryan88234 May 10, 2006