facepum

Typically used as an action word to describe the reaction to unexplainable, unreasonable, unnecessary, dumb things that ones do. It has the simlar meaning to "face palm" but in the more extreme way. As Púm in ancient Greeks typically means "unnecessary stupidity" or "unnecessary dumb behaviour" the word is then used together with the word "face" to create the word "facepum" because it has similar pronunciation as face palm. The word it's now commonly used as an insulting and criticising way to react to ones behaviour or action.

He's actions and behaviour makes me wanna facepum myself so hard.

by Polam May 21, 2016

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facecuse

an excuse you use when you want to end an awkward chat on facebook because they can't prove or disprove what you are saying.

joe: do you like Hawaii?
jen: yeah, im going there next summer
joe: oh thats cool
-long awkward pause-
jen: hey, i have to go water my plants and stuff... c ya =
-exit chat-
joe: damn, that was a good facecuse.

by daytonohioisbomb May 20, 2009

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Facedump

FACEDUMP

the act of using Facebook as a platform to terminate an existing romantic (or sexual) relationship with a lover or hopeful person.

This may include:... Read More
1. posting a status message to publicly and openly announce cessation of relationship;
2. the sudden change of relationship status from In A Relationship or Its complicated to Single;
3. deleting wall posts that had any relevance whatsoever while the relationship was ongoing;
4. untagging any picture of the facedumping individual with the opposing party;
5. posting notes (blog style) adressed to offending party telling him/her to eff the hell off; and
6. removing opposing party from contacts list.

Angela: so have you broken it off with him yet?

Brit: he's worthless. ill just facedump him.

by theoneandonlytrippygirl August 2, 2009

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facecunt

A mouth; specifically, one optimally designed for sucking copious amounts of semen out of oversized penises. When a faggot cumdump is in his customary "full-service" position (on all fours), the facecunt is the forward-facing fuckhole, equipped with a tongue; the rear fuckhole is properly known as a "boypussy" or, in more mature specimens, as a "mancunt."

Me and my frat brothers slammed that fuckbitch's facecunt so hard and so long, he fuck near drowned in jism.

by Spear69 June 2, 2009

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FaceJumping

When a person is on facebook and looks at mutual friend and skips back and forth between different mutual friends looking at info,picture,ect.

Person 1: What were you doing on facebook yesterday?
Person 2: I was facejumping yesterday and I found this hot chick.
Person 1: do you know her?
Person 2: No but my cousin does ;)

by R.I.4Ever September 6, 2010

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