fact 

See taint

fact by Anon September 15, 2003

fact 

The distance between the anus and the vagina.

Example: hold up your left hand and make a "C" shape with your thumb and index finger.

That's the distance you're looking for.

A FACT: The distance between a fuck hole and a muck hole and if you miss yer inna shit 'n thassa FACT.

fact by flatster December 28, 2005

fact 

This term is usually used in conjection with the name of a know it all friend. These "facts" are typically things that the other individual has decided on their own as the way something works and assumes is too complicated of a thing for most people to know how it actually works, so what the individual has come up with is then stated as a fact. The recipient of the fact is usually well aware that it is complete bullshit. Thus when the recipient of the fact restates it to a fiend it is quoted as a (insert generic friends name here) "fact"

Friend: ellen told me that gravity is actually a push force not a pull force

Me: wow that is such an ellen fact

fact by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

Fact 

Anything you find in the urban dictionary.

Guy 1: "All penguins are people."
Guy 2: "Where the fuck did you here that?"
Guy 1: "The urban dictionary. "
Guy 2: "Okay, that makes it a fact!"

Fact by Abraxyz420 January 12, 2016

Fact 

Kameron is always right, do not argue with him. When he says a fact it is one hundred perrcent correct

That BMW IS SEXY that is a FACT

Fact by Redgie3232 August 12, 2019

Fact 

When something is 100% fictional regarding religious views of the universe and it's scientific laws.

Fact - If the earth was 10ft closer to the sun we would all burn up and if it was 10ft further we would freeze to death.. God is amazing!

Fact by ensign October 29, 2012

Fact 

Something that is true or real.

Kaepernick sucks as a quarterback! This is a fact.

Fact by z0riax January 14, 2015