Faucked

calling out fake news

i watched the news today it was all faucked and miniulated

by Jose Quixote December 29, 2020

fauck

Intentional misspelling of "fuck". Was widely used in the early days of the internet to evade wordfilters.

fauck you

by reltihfloda March 8, 2022

saca unos faucken frijoles

It means “pull out some fuckin beans” in Spanish. When saying this, you’re not asking for your friend to pull out, your demanding that (he/she) toots it out so you can do some destruction in their asshole and create a mud slide.

Saca = pull out
Unos = some

Faucken = foreigner’s way of sayin “fuckin” in English which is universal
Frijoles = beans

David: Victor!! Saca unos faucken frijoles cabron!!!!

Victor: Come on David, don’t say that man…that’s fuckin nasty.

by Tujefewei June 3, 2023

faguck

A word used to say the F word without getting in trouble.

Where the faguck is fagucking car.

by Pubert Huffner August 3, 2003

fabucked

1. To get completely destroyed by something.
2. An insult.

1. Dude, that test fabucked me!
2. Fabuck you.

by Bigdadiofgoats December 22, 2009

flaucksnaurf

A strange word with no real basis in any lanugage, flaucksnaurf is a ratio of your social level and the size of your genitalia. For females, it is the size of breasts. The flaucksnaurf is a totally useless ratio, but can be amusing to compare your flaucksnaurf to a friend's.

If s = social status value, g = genitalia size/breast value, and f = flaucksnaurf, then s/g = f.

Social status values:
Lower Lower Class = 1
Middle Lower Class = 2
Upper Lower Class = 3
Lower Middle Class = 4
Middle Middle Class = 5
Upper Middle Class = 6
Lower Upper Class = 7
Middle Upper Class = 8
Upper Upper Class = 9

For the size of the male genitalia, the value is the length in inches. For females, flaucksnaurf values are listed below.

A = 3
B = 5
C = 7
D = 9
DD = 11

The pattern continues, if you have breasts larger than the ones listed. So a DDDD (I don't believe it exists) would be 15, and so on.

Jim : I've got a flaucksnaurf of 1!
Bob : That's great for you, Jim.
Jim : Yes it is.
Ann : Hey Jim, nice flaucksnaurf.
Jim : Thanks!
Bob : ...

by HandMeTheWalrus February 2, 2006

faucking

Combination of faux and fucking which means simulating the act of having sex.

"George was faucking John last night--he kept on humping his leg". Or, "I was getting a lapdance from some girl at the bar and she started faucking me."

by $Bill November 5, 2008