an exorcist

when your getting head and youve been mobilizing your troops for a while and when you bust a load in her mouth theres so much she re-enacts the scene from the exorcist that consists of spitting and heads spinning.

nick:dude marrisa was giving me a blowjob the other day and i was mobilizing my troops troops for a while so when i splooged inher mouth she pulled an exorcist

by nooblet101 June 22, 2008

The Exorcist

The act forcing your mate to eat copious ammounts of pea soup and then forcibly Face fucking them while gripping tightly to the back of their head until they start to vomit while screaming the power of Christ compels thee.

The girl claimed she had the demon in her so I tied her to the bed and preformed "the exorcist" till sunrise.

by Manwe841 September 24, 2018

Asshole Exorcism

The act of your body evicting tainted food from your guts.

I KNEW we shouldn't have gone to that mobile taco truck after the bar. My guts are rolling and I'm going to have to perform an Asshole Exorcism as soon as we get home.

by Bulldog August 3, 2012

goofy exorcism

When a group of people beat the goofy out a nigga

We bout to run a goofy exorcism on your bitch ass

by Smart nigga 100 June 1, 2017

exorcist

A Catholic priest, brother or religious layman who rids an invading demon or other evil supernatural entity.

Father Quinn was once an exorcist in Africa before joining our church.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

Exorcising a Mud Demon

When you go to the bathroom and your feces comes out looking like watered-down split pea with ham soup. Pure liquified feces. The foul stench engulfs the entire bathroom. Lysol disinfectant spray is used to combat the stench; however, a "ghost trap" (from the movie Ghostbusters) would be more suitable since the stench is a presence of its own. Mud Demons usually are created when the unsuspecting individual drinks a pot of coffee, smokes a pack of cigarettes, the morning after a hard night of drinking, and/or when eating cereal containing high amounts of fiber (i.e. LIFE, Frosted Mini Wheats, etc). See also Explosive Dirrhea.

Bring a roll of toilet paper and a cross!!

Stan: Dude, what the hell did you do to this bathroom?

Jay: Sorry dude but I had to perform an exorcism on a mud demon.

Stan: You were exorcising a mud demon?!? I can't even breathe!

Jay: It's soul may still not be at rest. Turn on the fan and I'll find the Lysol.

by badfish stylee January 10, 2010

excorcising the diarrhea demon

the act of passing large quantity's of painful but liquid stool. this seemingly endless supply of diarrhea seems to come not from your own bowels but from the bowels of hell itself

dude stay away from murrays house for a while, i heard hes been excorcising the diarrhea demon all day

by Sir Tiberious Waffleton 1st January 11, 2011