Extential crisis

Something you have when you fail at something easy and dumb

Mom:"What happened to the food"
Me:"I burnt it with a candle"
Mom:"How please tell me why"
Me:"What's the point of living"
Mom:"oh no extential crisis call the cops"

by BoopBopBish May 29, 2021

ex-text

An undesirable, usually unwanted text from an ex-significant other. They usually come at inopportune times like when you are with your new significant other or when you are thinking to yourself about how annoying your ex happens to be.

"Oh my god my ex, Dustin just texted me and told me he still loved me. I hate getting ex-texts."

by throughthecurtain April 22, 2009

Extentacious

To extend above and beyond the confines of conventional thinking, and the pursuit of a stead fast resolution.

The extentacious assistance from the service shop made my breakdown seem like a bump in the road rather than the mountain it was otherwise.

by Bobby Darkly October 20, 2010

Etexticon

(n.) The term for emoticons that aren't actually emotes but are made from textual characters.

Examples of etexticons:

^^

XD

><

by /\/\1|\||) (0|\|7R01 August 25, 2009

Expextkmv

Mel is really shitty at fucking spelling and refuses to turn on spell check so I’m proving my commitment to the bit.

I’ve been expextkmv you mr bond.

by C4nn1b4lCvtt3r June 21, 2023

Premature Etextulation

Hitting send on a text message before you finish typing the message.

Haley: What did you mean when you texted me "That sounds n"?

Michael: I meant "That sounds nice." I got excited and had premature etextulation.

Haley: Don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys.

by bizmike October 24, 2012

premature etextulation

When you hit the send button on your phone in the middle of a text. You send your text prematurely and unfinished.

I was so nervous the I accidently hit the send button before I was finished with my text and had premature etextulation.

by SusieQRDH November 25, 2009