external peristalsis

that act of moving the chips in the bag without actually touching them

Oh that guy is eating his chips using external peristalsis

by dashoaa February 24, 2008

eternalhold

Putting someone on the telephone on hold, with no intention of getting back to them!

Some guy just called to buy the car that is advertised below dealer cost, so I put him on eternalhold! LOL

by Joe E. August 16, 2007

External Stimulatory Gland

In short - Male penis or Female Clitorus

Also pre fix with "Internal" Male Prostate or Female G-spot

Term to be used in puplic,work,professional environments when subtleness is key.

Jane: Hey, what did you and Bill do last night?
Amy:We watched a movie .... and today my External Stimulatory Gland is sore

Tim: Norm, Want to grab lunch today?
Norm: Naaa , I can't, my secretary needs me to work on her external stimulatory gland.

by TheReal Boo-urns August 5, 2011

External Gaming V3

It's one of the biggest Hungarian MTA (GTA:SA Multiplayer) servers. It's all about roleplaying. You can do "Buggoltatás" which means abusing different bugs in the game. You can spend all of your money on different custom cars, custom skins and you can buy your own private property too! People don't usually play by the rules of the game, they sometimes fake that they are the leaders of a bigger factions, like a Police Department. Most of the time no one notices it and they believe that they are talking to the leader of the Police Department. There are administrators on the server, their job is to regulate the players, which they do very poorly. There are different famous admins, for example Goofy. They are prone to getting bribed by the players, for example by Csabika, also known as the "PPhuszár" who is a famous person in the community. He spends all of his money on the server for different benefits.

Would you like to go for a DM on External Gaming V3?

by PPhuszár June 29, 2022

i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality

These are the questions that keep me up until dawn in my sorrow and emptiness. I cannot escape they say they are there to protect me but in the amidst of the hollow dark i find myself in every time i fall asleep I can feel them creeping through my soul and my veins, i have went to many places for help but it looks like some of them aren't even real places anymore, I don't know if i could continue living this simulation, I can feel the voices of people too they are the ones trying to get me to think that I don't belong in this world.

Do I really don't belong here because of the figment of my imagination, all the faces, all the noise, all the people that I see every day seem to just be something I created off of my loneliness...
I can't do this anymore...

"i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality"

Dude A: This is the most emo shit you have ever written... are you high or something?
Dude B: I could go further you know.

by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023

Eternally Sunshined

To forcibly remove or erase a particular memory of a person, place, or thing through voluntary physical brain damage.

Dude1: Dude, I couldn't go on living still thinking about my ex girlfriend. So I had my cousin hit me over the head with a 2x4 and I totally eternally sunshined that bitch.
Dude2: Dude, no way!
Dude1: Who turned off the lights?
Dude2: Dude, your ear is bleeding, and we're outside.

by pomtea October 6, 2008

spin eternally

a really good fucking song by camellia

“yo dude have you heard camellia’s song spin eternally yet?”

“shut the fuck up you are following me everywhere i go please stop my life is a nightmare and you have not made it any better.”

by ass stinker June 20, 2021