Expedition Behavior

This term refers to being on your best behavior when doing bad ass masculine shit like climbing rugged peaks so people put up with you and don't push you off a cliff.
There are many unspoken rules of good Expedition Behavior such as:
Don't fart in the tent.
Try to retain some hygiene- other people have to look at and smell you.
Don't be a lazy ass- carry your own weight.
Don't be cocky.

Joe was not on his best Expedition Behavior. He chewed his ramen with his fucking mouth open, smelled like a rotten llama, and bitched about his hangnail while we were summiting the north face of K2. Therefore Joe is no longer with us- he never made it down the mountain and there were no witnesses.

by fuzzywuzzy242 November 15, 2010

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A person whom controls a spongy like absorbent material that holds in a fart after another rips ass within it and then squeezes the nasty raunchy fart filled scent into somebody’s face and or mouth.

I almost puked whenever my girlfriends ‘fart expediter’ caught me off guard with her skanky smellin ass right in my mouth!!

by WeDaFucknBomb March 12, 2021

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Expedit is used to describe a deep thinker, who is nice smart. Expedits are known to make jokes to make other people laugh even when they aren't happy them self. They tend to love/Crush for a long time but when they do it is something special. They usually hid there feelings and fear being rejected an d being wrong.

"I have an Expedit by girls "

by Albert Hall November 26, 2015

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