1. rubbers, condoms, abortions, etc
2. a post-craigslist STD test/pregnancy test
3.a Paying for her when you go on a date, possibly to a hotel room
3.b Getting in a taxi to make that date possible.
4. Buying her five drinks when it i'll probably take ten to make her fuck you
5. craigslist inspired phrase that is difficult to comprehend.
6.
2. a post-craigslist STD test/pregnancy test
3.a Paying for her when you go on a date, possibly to a hotel room
3.b Getting in a taxi to make that date possible.
4. Buying her five drinks when it i'll probably take ten to make her fuck you
5. craigslist inspired phrase that is difficult to comprehend.
6.
"I am looking for a open minded best friend who will help me, not looking for escorts or to have to pay someone other than normal expenses."
by WAG IV January 29, 2010
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The feeling of being extra impressed or obsessed with someone or something. Specifically amazing Australian women.
by Jester14 August 17, 2025
Get the Expessed mug.A sum of money that the elderly have to pay for funeral care. Can also be used to describe a really large sum of money to be owed to someone.
"Mr. Rogers had to pay for his final expenses early because he had cancer"
"Like hell I owe Harvey 800 bucks, thats final expenses for me"
"Like hell I owe Harvey 800 bucks, thats final expenses for me"
by Pontianak December 6, 2003
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Get the laugh at my expense mug.Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
by QuacksO February 8, 2020
Get the "stutter key" expense mug.Used for saying that you want something so much that you do not care how much it costs; with no regard for the price.
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