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the exorcist

a book/movie that was so scary, that you will supposedly throw away the book, and turn on all the lights and tvs in your house after reading or watching the story.
i ran up my electric bill after reading the exorcist.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 1, 2006
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an exorcist

when your getting head and youve been mobilizing your troops for a while and when you bust a load in her mouth theres so much she re-enacts the scene from the exorcist that consists of spitting and heads spinning.
nick:dude marrisa was giving me a blowjob the other day and i was mobilizing my troops troops for a while so when i splooged inher mouth she pulled an exorcist
by nooblet101 June 22, 2008
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The Exorcist

The act forcing your mate to eat copious ammounts of pea soup and then forcibly Face fucking them while gripping tightly to the back of their head until they start to vomit while screaming the power of Christ compels thee.
The girl claimed she had the demon in her so I tied her to the bed and preformed "the exorcist" till sunrise.
by Manwe841 September 24, 2018
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exercise in futility

I. an action that is generally pointless and will have no effect.

II. A discussion that is useless in the bigger picture and in which neither party is actually right, even thought both sides of the argument try to win every time.
I. washing your car before a thunderstorm is an exercise in futility
Ia. trying to exterminate cockroaches

II. the unending fight over whether rock is better than rap.
by Herzlos March 19, 2008
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Masturbation Exercise

the act of doing or making something for the sole purpose of cultivating a sense of self-importance. The resulting product (if any) does not benefit anyone but the creator.
His obscure and useless research on the different shades of blue sold by paint manufacturers between the years of 1965-1967 is like one giant masturbation exercise.
by Cat (like meow meow) January 18, 2009
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face exercises

giving blowjobs (i.e., a good way to slim down yr face)
Man, I feel chubs - I should really do some face exercises. My boyfriend will be stoked!
by lil_circe May 5, 2008
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exorcist

A Catholic priest, brother or religious layman who rids an invading demon or other evil supernatural entity.
Father Quinn was once an exorcist in Africa before joining our church.
by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005
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