excrement

The smelly log. It comes in 3 flavours: Chocolate, peanut and lime.

After my defecation I turned around to get a good whiff of my superb excrement. And it was good.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Excrementally indifferent

I don't give a shit !!!

I was asked if I saw the mask required sign before I entered the store. I replied...I'm sorry, I'm excrementally indifferent.

by I am el fartismo May 18, 2021

soupy excrement

A phrase for diarrhea.

"I told the Doc that I was crapping out soupy excrement...He said I had diarrhea.. GO FIGURE!"

by Goober April 5, 2004

Excrement

To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.

Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.

Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.

by wonderbra676 February 21, 2007

Excremento

disparaging name for Sacramento, CA

I have go to visit my parents in Excremento this weekend.

by JJinSF April 7, 2006

excrement

the motherfuckin shit that comes shooting out your ass.

"Mmmmm that chocolate pudding was good!"
"That was human excrements"

by strider October 21, 2004

Excrementitious

Having or characterized by an abundance of fecal matter; shit-pocked, crap-stained, excrement-oozing, hold-your-breath, watch-your-step filthy.

Mere: "Varanasi is by FAR, truly remarkably and disgustingly so, the most excrementitious city of them all."

by Took Oi July 15, 2006