Exasturbate

(v.) A form of masturbation that undoubtedly causes a negative impact on an already terrible scenario.

Root words:

masturbate, exacerbate

During Fred's father's funeral, his mother caught him exasturbating during the funeral reception.

Daniel exasturbated the situation with his girlfriend when she caught him touching himself to Disney pr0nz.

by sol sixxa May 23, 2010

exasperated

when african kids cant breathe

damn tony, them kids were exasperated

by mfshlangindat9 February 11, 2021

Elasterbate

(v) to use a waistband from your underwear to masterbate.

Jimmy was looking to pick up someone, but had no choice but to elasterbate when he got back to his room.

by just some dood January 28, 2010

exasterbate

when 4 or more strippers masturbate at the same time on your face.

I blacked out on my twenty first birthday in Thialand and woke up exasterbated.

by chadwicked1311 August 4, 2010

exasturbate

When one's longstanding and upsetting non-sex life is addressed through masturbation, which, instead of offering relief or escape, exacerbates the situation, by reminding the person he/she is all he he/she has and likely will ever have.

After the supermodel party had ended, Hamish, as always, returning home alone, took matters into his own hand, as always. The production said and done -- looking around at his filth-nest of an apartment, the mountain of unwashed laundry, the tatty Led Zeppelin posters and the soiled sheets -- it provided no relief, proving only to exasturbate the awful finality, the unending and grave awareness of his apparent lot in life.

by McChampers October 20, 2011

easterbater

someone who masterbates on easter sunday

ryan--"dude i hella masterbated last night" danny--"bro last night was easter sunday...you easterbater"

by B_Kizzle March 22, 2007

exasterbate

Used in place of exacerbate for comedic purposes.

Dude, everthing went wrong, we totally exasterbated all night long.

by perduettrouve January 17, 2009