exaggerated

completely blown way the fuck out of proportion so someone seems much cooler than they actually are.

"yeah i squat about, ya know, 250lbs, I don't like to brag, but I'm a beast." Wow Tim totally exaggerated that statement.

by the person you wish you were April 17, 2015

Exasterbate

When you’re having a bad day, so you masturbate, but it only makes you feel worse.

She was trying cheer up, but Candy only exasterbated her case of the Mondays and instead decided to sleep the rest of the day.

by Pumpkin Muffin March 3, 2022

Exaggerated Drama

A dramasode that has escalated into levels you cannot comprehend. A state of which that said dramasode has achieved to the point where you don't want to care, you don't want to know, and you don't want to be involved anymore with the people who triggered it.

For a dramasode to reach this point, it has to last for a long time, two parties or multiple parties just not willing to let things die, and those same parties acting at their most immature.

Just when you think a dramasode has died, it picks right back up.

Johnny: "I'm going to get back at him all right, I'm going to light a bag full of shit infront of his house!"

Tom: "Johnny, this drama you have with Brad has been going on for five months straight. That's enough to make a series of seasons this drama can be documented for. Please st-"

Johnny: "NO!! I WANT THE FINAL SAY AND I WANT IT ALL MY WAY!! AND DON'T YOU DARE TAKE HIS SIDE OVER MINE!!"

Tom: "Ok then, screw you. I'm tired of your exaggerated drama with people. I'm moving out."

by Toasty777 July 19, 2011

Exacerbate

To masturbate furiously, and to the point of utter exhaustion

Last night, I went home, and exacerbated for literally 3 hours...I've never slept better
or...
She's so hot. You don't know how many times I've exacerbated while thinking about her

by jmag123 January 13, 2009

Exacerbate

To make worse or to worsen; opposite of helping

Jimmy's attempts to gain recongnition inhigh school only exacerbated his already troublesome identity crisis.

by Mac11 October 7, 2004

Exaggerhater

A person who is both an exaggerator and a hater.

Exaggerhaters have a tendency to blow things out of portion while simultaneously making a point of putting a person down or pointing out a flaw.

Exaggerhater: "Oh my God Becky, look at her butt. It is SO big. She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends"

(The whole beginning of the song is an example by the way)

by BeOptimistic4213 January 22, 2009

Exacerbate

The term used to describe the practice of masturbating to exhaustion as a quality form of exercise.

I totally killed my workout yesterday - I had to exacerbate to failure for 5 sets!

by Master Exacerbater October 25, 2012