ejaculate and evacuate

When you smash a thot but don't wanna be a dad.

Did you nut and cut or cum and run?
No nigga, ejaculate and evacuate.
Ooooooooh shiiiiiiit nigga

by spigetfinners November 20, 2017

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Ejaculater

A form of saying goodbye when your coming.

Man #1: Hi Tony, I'm on my way over to your house. I'll be over in 20 min
Man #2: No worries, I'm still getting ready but head over anyway.
Man #1: Will do mate, Ejaculater.

by frankzappa69 February 19, 2015

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Post Ejaculation Thoughts

A thought or realisation after ejaculation whereby you have, either, random or relevant thoughts due to your mind now thinking clearly without sexual hormones being active.

After sex:
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.

Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.

by Branwell Jäger November 23, 2013

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First Ejaculation

The one orgasm you spend your entire life trying to get back.

Damn I remember my first ejaculation it was so intense I almost passed out.

by Fuckingshitassbuttsexhairyass November 29, 2016

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Synchronized Ejaculation

A truly epic achievement which can be accomplished when masturbating to a familiar pornographic scene. The masturbater achieves synchronized ejaculation when he ejaculates at the same time as the man (or men) in the video. This cannot be accomplished with lesbian or all-girl porn.

Joe achieved synchronized ejaculation and then high-fived everyone he knew with the hand that wasn't covered in ejaculant.

by Anonukeleletroll714 April 20, 2010

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