erstwhile spouse

Offbeat, gender-neutral way of referring to one's ex-wife or ex-husband.

I have a special ringtone in my cell phone that's only assigned to my ex-wife's phone numbers. So, when my cell phone makes that "oink-oink-oink" sound, I say "Oh, it must be my erstwhile spouse who's calling."

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by Chimpeachment April 16, 2009

erotic fanfiction

When people consist on two or more characters or real people having sex and is written as a story for other who agree with their sexual shipping and want to masturbate to.

Man 1: My girlfriend keeping going on about some 'Dan and Phil' erotic fanfiction. What is that?
Man 2: Good lord...

by Windows10IsCrap July 22, 2016

EOTW

End of the world. Not emo.

It's the EOTW as we know it!

by EOTW666 April 19, 2008

erotic art

Erotic art covers any artistic work that is intended to evoke erotic arousal or that depicts scenes of love-making. It includes paintings, engravings, drawings, sculptures, photographs, music and writing.

Leonard and Penny are trying erotic art.

by Comictroll May 12, 2015

techno-erotic

When an electronic component, computer component, or other piece of technology is associated with erotica, reproductive organs, or other sexual reference.
It can also be used to describe the use of technology based processes in sexual innuendo.

Example 1:
John mentions in conversation a reference to his computer dongle. Linda replies with "I don't really want to hear about your dongle John," insinuating he is referencing his genitalia.
Example 2:
A woman says to a male, "I've got an open USB slot if you would like to plug your device in," cleary insinuating sexual intercourse.
Example 3:
"The way that connector plugs into that slot is very techno-erotic."

by Nathan the Madscientist November 9, 2008

erowid

A website with info on pretty much every recreactional drug known to man.

If you wanna get high check erowid first so you don't kill yourself

by Riconoen May 17, 2006

golb erots seirogetac esworb yranoitciD nabrU

When you has reached the max level of boredom.... Congratulations for that?

Person: I searched golb erots seirogetac esworb yranoitciD nabrU in the Urban Dictionary

Person 2: You're so fucking bored

by ElMarcianoide June 22, 2021