simp equilibrium

When the amount of simp in a relationship is mutual and in perfect balance ; each partner is being just as much of a simp as the other.

Person 1: Hey man, how's it going with you and Stacey ?
Person 2: Awesome man, I think we've reached simp equilibrium!

by afferz February 1, 2020

Chevrolet Equinox

One of the all-time greatest SUVs by Chevrolet, especially the second gen (2010-2015) and third gen (2016-2017). It features an optional fuel efficient 2.4 liter Ecotec inline-4 and a more powerful 3.6 liter Ecotec V-6. Both engine options feature an organized layout and DI (Direct injection) fuel injectors. This vehicle also features more leg room and cargo room than you might think. All trim levels come standard with remote start on the key fob. The LTZ model, later changed to "Premier" nameplate in 2016 for the third gen includes a stylish finish with chrome trim placement, stylish interior, tri-coat paint finish, remote-push rear liftgate, easy-to-use infotainment center, Bluetooth connectivity, and more modern conveniences. Although the highest trim level offers more, base models still maintain a sharp look and safety features all-round. There is one issue in particular with 2010-2013 model year Equinox and that is increased oil consumption. General Motors recalled this issue soon after in 2014 and can be treated under warranty. If you are looking for reliability, comfort, safety, cargo room, and efficiency, the Equinox is your token.

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Joseph: "...So anyway, what car is your mind set on?"
Dave: "I would like a Chevrolet Equinox for my wife and kids."
Joseph: "Good for families on a budget!"

by ChevyEquinox December 2, 2020

Raw Dog Equilibrium

The state of balance in an ongoing arrangement with a girl in which you are able to have regular unprotected sex with her, yet are not in, nor subject to the requirements of, a defined girlfriend/boyfriend relationship.

TC obtained Raw Dog Equilibrium (RDE) with Katie and was having regular unprotected sex with her. During this time TC could associate with other girls, without the guilt of being someone's boyfriend. He would take Katie out on dates, spend the night, yet skillfully avoided deeper conversations. TC lost RDE seven months later when Katie's increasing emotional and time demands exceeded TC's desire to continue rawdogging her.

by Vaginal McPube March 12, 2013

equis

Spanish slang. It literally mean "X" (as in the letter) but is used to describe something that is bland, uninteresting, dull.

¡Ayer fue muy equis!

Yesterday was very equis!

by lnglng October 11, 2010

equipto

Equipto is an underground rapper out of San Francisco, California. He is a member of Bored Stiff, a great hip hop group also from San Francisco. He has collaborated with other artists such as Andre Nickatina, Berner, San Quinn, Mike Marshall, Dregs Wun, and many other bay area artists. He is of Japanese and Columbian descent. He is currently the CEO of Solidarity Records. Often called E, EQ, Queez, Queezy. His spits are very slick, super versatile and great to listen at any time.

Hey man Equipto rocked that show yesterday at the Elbo room!

by sweet_madness94 December 3, 2010

equifax

To readily and voluntarily expose sensitive private information about every user of a system through buffoonery and incompetence.

I’ve been a target of malicious equifax. I have to change my social security number, bank account, phone number, address, email address...fuck all of this.

by angryfarmercandy September 13, 2017

Equipment

It is the entire male package. We're talking the nuts and bolt, the twig and berries, the cock and balls.

Brandon: "Hey have you heard all the talk about Dan's incredible member?"

Lee: "Yeah, why is such good equipment wasted on a fucking mormon?"

by Lee T September 26, 2005