Epstein

To attempt suicide after being exposed for paedophilia.

"You know that one youtuber, yeah well he pulled an Epstein."

by CryptoClinic August 25, 2020

Epstein

1. (v) to creep or bother others, regardless of sex

2. (v) To torment people with your massive and widespread facebook friend requests to complete strangers, while still thinking you are the shit when clearly you're not.

3. (n) To be a complete and utter fag that has no idea that people really think you are a douchebag

4. (n) A weed-smoking, sunglass-wearing, queefing thunderpussy

Example 1

A: Dude, do you know who added me on facebook last night?

B: Let me guess, an Epstein?

A: Yeah. He also added the other 2,300 people in our class on the same night. What a thunderpussy!

Example 2

A: Did you see that hipster douchelord who smells bad and is smoking weed in front of our dorm?

B: Yeah, he's the local Epstein. He probably has some weed hidden in his woolen cap. What a thunderpussy!

by HE ADDED ME.... September 19, 2010

Epstein

An unwanted person, the "karen" or your friends according to Dane Cook

social fruitfly karen asshole loser

a: why is he here?
b: ugh he's such an epstein

by puckslut69 July 14, 2010

epstein

To shit uncontrollably upon having eaten to quickly; to shit your pants

"Hey man hurry up and finish your food so we can get to the party."
"Dude stop your going to make me pull an epstein"

Or

"When the cop gave me that sobriety test I swear I almost pulled an epstein."

by michael epstein September 22, 2007

Jeffrey Epstein

didn't kill himself.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

by mitt namn January 9, 2020

Do the Epstein

To "commit suicide" while having powerful people with motivations for wanting you dead.

"Did you hear about Tim?"
"No, did he Do the Epstein after sleeping with the mayor's wife?"
"Yeah!"

by bustyorc August 30, 2019

Jeffrey Epstein

A massive fucking cunt who either did or did not kill himself depending on who you ask. Also someone who makes millions and lives on a pedophile island. He was also said to be a great lover of massages.

There are two types of extravagantly rich people, the Elon Musks and the Jeffrey Epsteins.

by Kappalambda June 17, 2020