Jeffrey Epsteined

To hang yourself from an unusual location (such as a bench in a prison cell) that seems like it wouldn't be possible, or to be murdered in like fashion like Jeffrey Epstein was.

Man, that guy who got arrested last night jeffrey epsteined himself in the holding cell.

by TorchedMedic May 10, 2025

Epsteinophile

A pedophile who, by virtue of being a leftist, is exempted from being held accountable for his or her actions. This is largely due to lack of moral values on the political left.

Bill Clinton is an Epsteinophile!

by otaku155 December 29, 2020

Jeffrey Epstein

didn't kill himself.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

by mitt namn January 9, 2020

Do the Epstein

To "commit suicide" while having powerful people with motivations for wanting you dead.

"Did you hear about Tim?"
"No, did he Do the Epstein after sleeping with the mayor's wife?"
"Yeah!"

by bustyorc August 30, 2019

Jeffrey Epstein

A massive fucking cunt who either did or did not kill himself depending on who you ask. Also someone who makes millions and lives on a pedophile island. He was also said to be a great lover of massages.

There are two types of extravagantly rich people, the Elon Musks and the Jeffrey Epsteins.

by Kappalambda June 17, 2020

Jeffrey Epstein

A man who owned a private island where he abused underage children. A former US President and a British Prince, among others, knew exactly what he was doing but didn't report it to the authorities. He also DID NOT kill himself.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 17, 2021

Epstein

1) A perverted billionaire fuck head who used his money to get away with boning young girls.

2) A boner for a girl who’s a little bit too young.

Definition 2:

Your mate: Dude, that school girl’s skirt is way too short. Think I’m getting an Epstein.

You: You sick fuck. Sit down before someone notices that tent in your pants.

by Chashuman August 19, 2019