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epon

1. One who practices the art of pimping out bicycles, ravaging man-cock, and playing trailer park tycoon.

2. An irreversible mistake.
Don't be such an epon
by . March 14, 2005
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David Eason

the 100th boyfriend Jenelle Evans has had. He is a piece of shit who abuses kids and kills dogs.
"Fuck David Eason for killing the dog"
by girly1975 July 5, 2019
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Epyon

Also known as the OZ-13MS Gundam Epyon. This was a Gundam piloted by Heero Yuy and Zechs Merquise. This was also a highly respected rival to Wing Zero. The most Bad-Ass Gundam in all of the series.
Epyon OZ-13MS
by Ryan 2851 January 11, 2009
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edson

a total sweetheart who can always make you smile
Edson is a cutie.
by thehex33 December 1, 2011
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Elson

The man who knows how to save the world, but can't get enough people to get his plans working. Oftentimes his plans are called crazy, and some people like Thai men named Soontorn say he is just like Donald Trump but on the other end of the spectrum. Elson knows all that is wrong with the world via Reddit and news, but knows that everyone else is too busy commenting on Reddit posts and gaming on Valorant to care. People like William and others feel the world is fine, and routinely win against Elson despite Elson having a valid point. If the world was ruled by him, we could have flying cars in only one country, but due to the shit leadership of the one percent we are stuck with guro pics flying into random people's DMs.
Ashley: Dude, so much things are wrong with the world.
Daisy: I know right? We could use an Elson right now tbh.
Vanille: Unfortunately, there are too many shit people for that to happen. Humanity has failed. So yeah, we should def help the Elsons around the world to save everyone! After all...
by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT February 2, 2022
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Eponine

Character in the Victor Hugo novel, Les Miserables. Fell in love with Marius, however he was in love with Cosette. Involved in a complicated love triangle.
Got shot on the barricade during a fight and died in the arms of Marius, singing "Little Fall of Rain"
Also sang songs such as "On My Own" and "A Heart Full Of Love"
She's in love with him, but he likes someone else... like Eponine.
by _epi_ February 24, 2008
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alcoholics eponymous

A group for people who have the same name as an alcoholic beverage.
Jack: Hi, my name's Jack - Jack Daniels and I've had this name all my life.

All: Hi Jack. Welcome to alcoholics eponymous.
by Lepus July 2, 2008
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