eriction

never ending erection

billy: mom my erection will not go away
mom: you must have a eriction haha loser

by ricky boby the 3rd June 28, 2010

Epictonic

noun. epictonia
adj. epictonic
adv. epictonically

1) Euphoric feelings of intense ecstasy

2) An antiphrasis connoting apathy, numbness (psychology term)

Common misconception/ misapplication: when your sex is on fire and you're consumed with what's to transpire

When you are living in purple haze.

girl: Hi! How's it going?

boy: Excuse me while i kiss the sky.

girl: Are you feeling alright?

boy: Epictonic.

by Trollet's barn December 2, 2010

evictionism

The Libertarian view on abortion, in which a woman can evict a fetus in her at any time during pregnancy because it is viewed as a parasite.

The only way she could get the parasite out of her uterus was with evictionism.

by qs7 July 13, 2010

anniversary of my uterus eviction

What you'd say when describing your birthday.

Next week will be the 30th anniversary of my uterus eviction.

by johnnylongprong October 30, 2011

Fire sale eviction

An eviction where they sell all your shit, anything that was in your old apartment must go, no matter what it meant to you.

He/she thought the fire sale eviction was hilarious, that was why he/she tried to make one happen a few years ago over nothing.

by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020

Welsh eviction

To force a bad tenant to move by taking the entire roof off the house, a practice used by landlords in Wales over a hundred years ago.

I got a Welsh eviction today.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

epictian

someone who is epic.

I am a epictian

by professorTed October 17, 2019