it is the language that is said all over the world, from all countries that are or were in the british empire. it is an ugrade and and more sencable verision of welsh, whish was the language that was spoken in england many moons ago' then someone desided to change it to make it more appropriate.
English: " hello my name is paul and i enjoy rimming and drinking orange juice."
Welsh: " hallo fi noj oi paul enf i enfip rimmoj enf gihnkif orago juid."
Welsh: " hallo fi noj oi paul enf i enfip rimmoj enf gihnkif orago juid."
by mike2ky October 18, 2006
a useless subject that should not be taught in schools. it is so that teachers may pick at your work, this subject is unreasonably marked
by AceWaBlamo May 21, 2015
by joe bummer February 24, 2010
when english people talk using mostly english slang.
near to imposible for people from other counties to understand.
sometimes it can be misunderstood by english people.
near to imposible for people from other counties to understand.
sometimes it can be misunderstood by english people.
his faja:i coulda had it away with this fucking julie my old china.
austin:are you telling pork pies in a bag of tripe? if u were feeling horney why couldn't you just have a jay Arthur.
his faja: what? Billy no mates?
austin:too right you.
roughly translated...
his faja:i could have been fucking this sexy lady my friend.
austin:are you telling lies?,if u were horney why could you pleasure yourself?
his faja: what alone?
austin:yea.
austin:are you telling pork pies in a bag of tripe? if u were feeling horney why couldn't you just have a jay Arthur.
his faja: what? Billy no mates?
austin:too right you.
roughly translated...
his faja:i could have been fucking this sexy lady my friend.
austin:are you telling lies?,if u were horney why could you pleasure yourself?
his faja: what alone?
austin:yea.
by Stevie C June 07, 2005
The original language, that is to say the language spoken by the people of its country of origin. As opposed to American English (aka 'Anglo-American') and worst of all Microsoft English (though there are a few others which vary from the original to a lesser extent).
The most notable change in the American variant of English is that it has hundreds of changes to spelling, mostly to make it more phonetic, though there are a few words which have been added or their definition changed.
Microsoft English is the language that Microsoft Word describes as 'English (UK)', and remains a mystery to us mortals. No-one knows what the f*ck it is, but it's certainly not quite the same as anything else. I really want some of whatever the programmers were smoking when they made Microsoft Word's spelling/grammar checker (emphasis on the grammar check).
The most notable change in the American variant of English is that it has hundreds of changes to spelling, mostly to make it more phonetic, though there are a few words which have been added or their definition changed.
Microsoft English is the language that Microsoft Word describes as 'English (UK)', and remains a mystery to us mortals. No-one knows what the f*ck it is, but it's certainly not quite the same as anything else. I really want some of whatever the programmers were smoking when they made Microsoft Word's spelling/grammar checker (emphasis on the grammar check).
Person A - "WTF?! Look at this grammar 'correction'!"
Person B - "Whoa! What's that all about? I wish MS would just use English English!"
Person B - "Whoa! What's that all about? I wish MS would just use English English!"
by Zadok13 May 26, 2007
"English Motherfucker! Do You Speak It!?"
Or as Samuel L. Jackson would say in Kingsman: The Secret Service:
"Englis Motherfucker! Do You Speak Ith?"
Or as Samuel L. Jackson would say in Kingsman: The Secret Service:
"Englis Motherfucker! Do You Speak Ith?"
by nomanito May 14, 2016
a language that lurks in dark alleys, beats up other languages and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary
by j-narrah November 13, 2003