John: Last night, we went out to the bar and he drank 3 Long Island Ice Teas, 4 shots of tequila, and 3 beers.
Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.
John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.
Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.
John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.
by Daniel81 February 27, 2017
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Noun: To get ready fastest, only to fail miserably; One who sacrifices for the other "worm's".
Adj: A person who fails fastest, due to his earlyness.
Noun: To get ready fastest, only to fail miserably; One who sacrifices for the other "worm's".
Adj: A person who fails fastest, due to his earlyness.
example one:
Mom: SON!! time to wake up. The early bird catches the worm.
Son: But mom! the early worm gets eaten.
*Pause*
Mom: On second thought, take your time getting up son.
example two
man#1: Holy shit! That noob just charged into the fight.
man#2: Dont worry, he is just an early worm.
Mom: SON!! time to wake up. The early bird catches the worm.
Son: But mom! the early worm gets eaten.
*Pause*
Mom: On second thought, take your time getting up son.
example two
man#1: Holy shit! That noob just charged into the fight.
man#2: Dont worry, he is just an early worm.
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Earl Shilton is home of the drug dealers and where the word STD'S began. Most of the girls have got a BTEC level 1 hair and beauty from the underachieving college William Bradford. All earl shilton is full with is hair dressers or takeaways. If you don't want to get stabbed then I advise you to stay away from hollow park, this park is full of fuck boys and chavs.
by lad123456789 May 24, 2016
Get the Earl Shilton mug.He is a free agent (unemployed) NFL safety that used to be really good at what he did. He even won a Super Bowl and made some probowls n shit. Recently, he’s made the headlines for cheating on his wife and tag teaming girls with his brother. He also got cut by the Ravens because he couldn’t stop getting into fights with his teammates.
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Get the earl thomas mug.A dude, especially a cuck, pleb or incel who let thots walk all over them and enable them to continue their thot ways. This can include lounging in the friend zone with no plans to escape, putting hoes on pedestals, buying meals for a thot and receiving no pussy, etc.
Bro you text her an hour after she left you on read?? Quit being a thot enabler
That thot enabler got rejected and continues to like all her insta posts and DM heart eyes. SIMP.
That thot enabler got rejected and continues to like all her insta posts and DM heart eyes. SIMP.
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Get the i just busted a fat nut earlier today mug.For when a nigga want to participate in sad nigga hours but he or she wants to get a reasonable amount of sleep so he or she can focus in school. Sad nigga hours usually last from 2 to 5 AM but early sad nigga hours last from 9PM to 12AM.
Person 1: "Ay bruh why you sad, it's only 10:35"
Person 2: "Early sad nigga hours who tf up"
Person 1: "I see, my bad"
Person 2: "Early sad nigga hours who tf up"
Person 1: "I see, my bad"
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