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emotional support animal

A completely idiotic, 100% crock-of-shit psychological movement that caters to emotionally-stunted, entitled adult children who can't do basic life errands without having an animal buddy by their side at all times, and disingenuous shitbirds who like to co-opt the language of disability to abuse loopholes in order to have pets where pets are not allowed.
What do you mean, I can't bring a fully-grown adult crocodile on an airplane? It's my emotional support animal, you're being ableist!
by q359 July 24, 2023
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emotional support frat boy

a member of a fraternity that is near and dear to your heart. usually said by a teenage girl regarding an older guy. even though they’re too old for you and kind of ugly and annoying, you can’t help but fall in love. also written as the acronym ESFB.
girl 1: we need somebody to buy us alc
girl 2: hm, let me ask my emotional support frat boy, i think he’s back in town
by whore_ass_bitch January 7, 2022
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emotional support beverage

The alcoholic beverage you drink prior to a flight, on a flight or in between flights while traveling by plane. emotional support animal, seeing-eye dog, travel companion, air travel, airplane, airport, airline, alcohol, booze, hooch, drunk, intoxicated, wasted, beverage, whiskey, bourbon, beer, vodka, flight attendant
The flight was so turbulent, when we land, I am definitely going to need an emotional support beverage.
by joecoolthefool December 11, 2018
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Emotional support duck

An inside joke that you make with someone that you really care about
Hey, I’m now your emotional support duck.

Ok
by Idek anymore tbh November 12, 2019
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Emotional Support Gay

The gay guy whose emotional strength is extracted in order to prop up his less resilient friends, co-workers, family, or strangers.
“I can’t constantly be your emotional support gay, Karen. It’s exhausting.”
by CalWorthingtonFolks May 20, 2019
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Emotional Support Animal

1. A person that is having an emotional affair with someone, who is in a relationship with someone else.
That guy is her Emotional Support Animal. He listens to her, takes her out, is romantic, all of the things she doesn't get in her own relationship.
by TaoofCee December 24, 2023
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Emotional Support Animal

When someone in a relationship, continually talks to, or hangs out with someone to get all of the things they are missing in their unfullfilling relationship. This may sometimes lead to sex but instead of adultery, should be considered bestiality.
After a weekend with her bf, she spends the next 5 days with her emotional support animal, to get her self-esteem built back up.
by TaoofCee January 28, 2024
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