EmoBook

The Apple MacBook. Called the EmoBook because the edge of the keyboard is poorly designed and is sharp, which cuts up your wrists.

"I thought Bernie went to a Cure concert, his wrists were so cut up... but he was just on his EmoBook."

by Path June 1, 2006

emberassing

something that happens and makes you want to kill your self

*urinates on himself

him: "this is emberassing"

by gangsta squirrel7 September 1, 2020

EmoBobbleHat

The best mutual in tiktok u can have, is 100% valid

someone: have u seen emobobblehat new video?!
someone 2: yess!! I love it

by lalinroos April 7, 2022

embezzle

The wrongful or willful taking of money or property belonging to someone else after the money or property has lawfully come into the possession or control of the person taking it. To steal money.

She got fired for trying to embezzle seven thousand dollars.

by Morgan T. May 11, 2006

emobooking

a status update on facebook that is irrelevant to anyone who reads it and annoys everyone. These statuses are frequently a cry for attention and contain many grammatical errors and misspellings.

Rachel: bed time.... gotta be up at 6:30.

Rachel: isn't feeling good... still... bedtime, get to sleep in tomorrow.

Rachel: thinks she has a staulker.

Wow, Rachel is really emobooking today.

by hatin friend February 7, 2010

emberado

An attractive tall man who doesn't ask for anything but is willing to give everything. He loves a good woman and a stiff glass of whiskey.

There's that emberado over there by the corral by himself.

by bigguy1234 June 10, 2012

Embershed

Embershed is the coolest pokemon 2nd to gallade. It evolves from infernewt at lv.45. It is the final form of burnewt.

Brah, burnewt evolves into singenewt then embershed!

by Eren Yeeter November 23, 2020