emotional emissary

An Emotional Emissary is a slang term for the top in a pegging relationship.

My emotional emissary went too hard and rough last night there is no way I can go on a bike ride with you.

by firmnoodle March 10, 2022

pop n fresh emissions test

Practical joke of choice for pranksters who are frequently spied upon. The prankster creates an elaborate distraction for the voyeur, while he has an accomplice (usually a butler) sneak behind the victim's car and lodge canned cookie dough into the tailpipe.

This will cause the emissions to back up and damage the vehicle, rendering in inoperable, ideally in an isolated location such as nearby an empty field. Other effects of the prank can be considered a bonus, such as if the cumulative pressure of the exhaust expels the dough like a cannon. The best case scenario is when the dough has been expelled and is discovered to have baked to perfection. The prankster and the victim may then enjoy the product together, assuming the two are on sufficiently amicable terms.

shit dawg lets see how he likes a pop n fresh emissions test all up in his new ride!!!

by [zz] February 7, 2009

Elissa

An Elissa is the kind of girl you never want to let go. She is very beautiful, intelligent, has a good sense of humor... and is the all around package! She has an amazing personality and you should never break her heart. If you have an Elissa, stay with her forever. She is one of a kind. Very unique. Elissa has a great smile, an amazing figure, and is good at dancing. An Elissa is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you fall in love with an Elissa, she will be perfect in every aspect to you. She will always keep you smiling. An Elissa normally has Blue-Green eyes that you could stare into and get lost forever. An Elissa is almost always has long, blonde hair. She is a great kisser and knows how to keep her man satisfied.

Wow, her name must be Elissa, she is perfect.

by Josh-M May 11, 2013

nocturnal emission

While you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly.

Man, I woke up to some unwanted spunk on my belly, man I hate nocturnal emissions...

by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006

Elissa P.

She's freaking awesome, athletic, and personable. Keeps it classy, and shes a one guy kind of girl. Beautiful name for a Beautiful girl.

Hey I met this amazing girl named Elissa P. is amazing. You guys have to meet her. I'm wifing this girl.

by That Girl You Wish You Knew August 13, 2012

Elissa

She is intelligent and beautiful. She has a beautiful body. She is the best girl u will ever meet in your life. Don't let an Elissa go . If ever in a relationship with an Elissa do everything u can to keep her .Elissa's love going on vacation and likes gold. Elissa's are like gods walking among us. Elissa's are the best.

"Elissa or should I say saint"

by Speedy😛 April 15, 2019

napturnal emission

when you have a wet dream in the middle of the day while napping.

I woke up this afternoon after a short nap and realized that I had to change my pants due to a napturnal emission.

by NakJPaulG May 20, 2009