Egocentric

- Thinking for oneself, with disregard for other people’s thoughts, feelings or emotions; self-centered, looking only to benefit one’s ego

- Expressing a heightened ego or pride for oneself; hubris

“He made condescending remarks with an egocentric overtone”
“That guy was egocentric as he was insulting another person for attention”

by Quake2000 June 7, 2018

Egocentrism

Unable and unwilling to see a better way, only believing that what they believe is the right way.

People around the world should have a lot of guns like us Americans.

Egocentrism at it's best?

by Keepbelievingyouareright November 16, 2011

Egocentric Shitheadism

The belief system that human beings have control over the world’s ability to control the stability of the environment by individual or group input.

Energy companies think they have control over the earth due to Egocentric Shitheadism.

by Tealover72 June 7, 2019

eloven

Portmanteau of da words "eleven" and "lovin'"; it's da "better than perfect" rating dat you smilingly give a sweet-natured closely-affectionate guy if he asks you how good his cuddling is "on a scale of one to ten".

Tiffany always adoringly tells me dat da quality and comforting/encouraging satisfaction of my snuggling is a "solid eloven" --- dat always makes me feel pretty good.

by QuacksO September 29, 2019

Egocentricfallaciestultitiam

Egocentricfallaciestultitiam (E-go-sen-tric-fal-a-sai-stul-ti-sham) - The act/disorder of being egotistical as a smart person who often has delusions of him/her being stupid.

Being "smart" doesn't apply to the person and finds themselves as stupid yet feels the need to be optimistic by believing everyone else is dumber than them when they do/say something smart.

Origin: My classmate got a perfect score on a test and automatically believed everyone should do whatever he says because he believes he is a lot less dumb than everyone but denies that he is just smart, everytime he does something stupid he believes that everyone would do something much dumber than he did in the situation but considers himself a moron. He calls IQ tests "inaccurate" and says his true iq is below average.

He's often hypocritical though I suspect that he has Egocentricfallaciestultitiam, I'll be attempting to find his a therapist.

by Jesuscon February 3, 2022

egocentricity

n. the characteristic or tendency to be egocentric or be predisposed to being self-centered. Viewing the universe as orbiting around the individual. Derived from "ego" and "centric" as in "heliocentric" (sun-centered universe) and "geocentric" (earth-centered universe)

You're sure she loves you because of your own stupid egocentricity.

by Babylonian slave October 9, 2009

egocentricm

Condition of being egocentric or self-centred

Egocentricm may be an excuse for anarchy, but for selfishness - never.

by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010